If a person doesn't feel cynical, then they are out of phase with the 21th century. Being cynical is the only way of dealing with modern civilization, you can't just swallow it all.
Please don't let my point-blank profile daunt you from actually meeting up with me for some coffee (at least) my profile may sound like a ball of knots but, however, if you unravel all those layers you will see that there is a kernel of truth and won't regret meeting me :) pleaseeeeeeeeeee don't pre-judge me just on my profile (or my pics ;)
If you could speak very directly and clearly into the microphone i would appreciate it.........lol :p
WARNING:Due to the content of this raw material it is advised and heavily encouraged to wear safety goggles and proper head gear when approaching these bold and vile statements. If not taken within proper consideration the following symptoms may or may not occur:dizziness,light headed,vomiting,paralysis (sounds like symptoms of being married or in a relationship ;p)
First off let me just start of by saying I'm not I repeat am not looking for sex ok? I'm all fucked out so sex is secondary in my life its way down there on the food chain next to keeping up with the kardashians (barf-o-rama) ;p .....so I have no intentions of just getting laid if I was I wouldn't be on this dinky site ;p.....plenty more where that came from:just read below for further proof :))) just trying to clarify the myth that every single guy on this site is looking for one night stands or booty calls....and its kind of strange for a guy to turn the gun around and start dispelling sex like a dishrag...well I'm wired differently and I perfer to have something more lasting than a 10 second orgasm (last time I checked ;) ) so just wanted to shed some light that I'm not your average heat-seeking missle kind of a guy whose core intentions is just getting his rocks off......phewwwwwww
By all means I've been on this site a couple of times and it does fulfill the physical needs that one desires,however, I'm finally looking for something beyond those "physical" measures....even though this site is really a fuck buddy site disguised as a"dating" site. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh (you didint hear that from me) here comes the hate mail ;)
I guess this site saves lives for all those sexually frustrated people out there. I'm sure the suicide rates have gone down dramatically since the creation of dating sites.....no more lonely nights for you shy people. (You know who you are) I have to give credit where its due: tip of the hat for these dating sites because I've met a lot of interesting and not so interesting women who I would have never met or come across even in 20 years so these sites help close that gap.I'm sure everyone can agree with me on that one.
Sex is a normal bodily function don't make it into something its not.....love is not sex.sex is an activity that has nothing to do with love its a physical activity. you do not have to love someone or even love yourself to do sex....all this talk about sex is making me thirsty ;p now that I ruined it for everyone and myself let me cheer you up now sorry to be a wet blanket ;p I'm looking to date and hopefully there is enough momentum to start something substantial and concrete.....I promise I won't propose to you on the first date can't promise on the second date though ;p
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:NEVER DISCUSS PHILOSOPHY WITH POLITICS IN A DISCO ENVIRONMENT LOL ;P
IM A VERY REALISTIC PERSON AND IM ALSO CYNICAL AND I THINK THAT EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE MORE FUN IF THEY WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CYNICAL AND A LITTLE BIT MORE REALISTIC. BECAUSE YOU ONLY MEET GREAT DISAPPOINTMENTS WHEN YOU HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND TO HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS OF YOUR FELLOW MAN IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, ITS GOT TO LEAD TO HEARTBREAK AND REMORSE.......LOL :) being honest is very out of fashion nobody wants to do that anymore. because its easier to lie and chisel on the side and you will go farther faster if your a fake person. NOT!!!! I take a very cynical point of view. I think being cynical is a very positive value. I dont think anyone should trust anybody else. I think all people are assholes until proven different. I think if you take that point of view you will be dissapointed less in life. If you always expect the worse from people then the minute they do something nice its a pleasure. If you think that people are good then you will always be dissapointed. Dont expect friends, Dont expect fun, Dont expect a good life, Dont expect anything.....Then if you get something its a bonus ;) LOL NOW ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN AND IM LEFT WITH REHEATING THE LEFTOVERS ;) LEARN TO LOVE MY SENSE OF HUMOR FOLKS!!! THERE IS ONE IN EVERY CROWD AND JUST REMEMBER FOLKS IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT SOMEONE ELSE IS! OK NOW THAT IM DONE BEING WITTY with no further ado my so called profile please enjoy!!!!! :)))))) MY sarcasm works on so many levels please dont get offended :)
well i am a secret closet intellect i love i love i love i love to read and even more so i love to write i spend a lot of time wringing my soul on to paper i love going to the library and lose myself for hours with books. i spend half the day working out at the gym. As far as my significant other i want to meet a woman with a wicked sense of humor that is witty and sarcastic to match my own looks are not too important im real easy to please actually!
Also i might add that one of my biggest pet peeves: women who are tardy. Who bail or cancel on the last minute.....if we do agree to meet up please show up and enough with the psychological mind games...on my end i always keep and hold my word when it comes to dates being fullfilled :))) I mean if you can show up to work or school on time why should this be any different?