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28 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25, 2013
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter

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My self-summary
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Tall and devilishly friendly man with a mission.

Living in the city and attempting to make my weekends as active and exciting as possible. Just got a new job so I am loving everything right now.

I walk like I know where I'm going and what I'm going to do when I get there. This is a completely false impression, and I don't know how I pull it off.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, poorly. Running 10ks and training for a marathon. Bemoaning the fact that all of my dream destinations are experiencing massive political turmoil. Collecting art and hanging it all over my walls. Reading constantly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Raising a single eyebrow spock-style. Putting things on high shelves. Listening. Talking. Running. Being witty, charming, and fascinating. Being self-delusional and writing about it on a dating site.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the lack of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, Debt: The First 5000 years, anything by Terry Pratchett, Infinite Jest, Player of Games, anything by Patrick O'Brian, Love in the Time of Cholera, Illiuminatus Trilogy, ....more than I can list here.

TV: Community, Veep, Being Human (shameful pleasure there) Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Alphas

Food: About the only thing I don't enjoy is raw zuchinni. Other than that, everything's good.

Zen Koan: Turtle in the Garden. Google it, it's good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, laptop, books, sunlight, my bike, art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Modes of governance. What's in the news. What happened last night. Story ideas. Brief fantasies. Daydreams about what it'd be like to have superpowers.

Also, extra senses. I want magnets in my fingers and the ability to always know where north is. Seeing ultraviolet would also be cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and having a good time, hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a birthmark in the shape of Nevada.
You should message me if
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You're overcome with a fiery passion at the thought of meeting the person behind this eloquent self-summary.

Or, y'know, you think I seem cool and want to chat. Either works.