You can accommodate this basic need:
Tea tickles your fancy.
You know how to tap dance and want to teach me.
You can aggressively navigate the sidewalks of Manhattan.
You have soul. Maybe some rhythm.
You're at least 12 feet tall, because I really don't see how this
could possibly work if you're not.
You're also looking for someone to fall in mutual weirdness
Also worth noting: my profile says I reply very selectively only
because, frankly, I feel that if I don't realistically see myself
willing to meet the person that I'm messaging, it's not fair to
waste both of our time. I message first occasionally, but don't
spend too much time on this site, so please don't hesitate to say