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llewellynmaster

24 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Small-town NH transplant in the Windy city who talks too much and thinks even more. Incredibly talented at making an idiot out of herself and not particularly caring about it. Overly enthusiastic about New England sports, movie trivia, history, music and animals. All-around awesome. Obviously modest.

And stupidly stubborn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated from Loyola with a degree in Advertising/Public Relations and (accidental) minors in French and Theater, because why not? Working at an animal shelter, then as a freelance writer/ blogger/editor/ social media marketer and THEN as a creative writer/artist. Always looking forward and for new projects to get my hands on. In all seriousness, I'm super independent, but I do love being around people (and animals) so doing what I do fulfills both of those desires. I guess I should mention that I'm both a perfectionist and my harshest critic, but who isn't? Clearly I'm aiming for world domination at some point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Quoting a movie word-for-word after only seeing it once
-Having awkward conversations with cab drivers
-Animal whispering
-Remembering useless trivia
-Making people laugh
-Scattegories
-Sarcasm & self-deprecating humor
-Writing long-winded profiles

Clearly, I'm just fan-freaking-tastic in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sarcastic like I'm trying to win a medal.
Stupidly talkative.
Physically? Eyes? Hair maybe?
Chronic smiler, singer and talker. Because my embarrassing amount of talking needs to be reiterated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to count, but in short:

Movies:Psycho, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Graduate, Die Hard, Romeo and Juliet (1968), Jurassic Park, The Full Monty, Titanic, The Fighter, The Wedding Singer (I'll watch anything with Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Mark 'Marky Mark' Wahlburg and Jimmy Stewart)

TV: I'm loyal to the following: The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Tosh.0 and the NFL. All very estrogen-based programs, I know.

Books: Angela's Ashes (McCourt), Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Catcher in the Rye (Salinger), Lone Survivor (Luttrell), Julius Caesar/ Henry IV Part I (Shakespeare), Pride and Prejudice (Austen), The Count of Monte Cristo (Dumas), The Body Farm (Cornwall), The Crucible (Miller), Saint Joan (Shaw), Lone Survivor (Luttrell & Robinson)
*Newest obsession is 'Unbroken' by Laura Hillenbrand. It is. So. Good.

Music: Imagine Dragons, R.E.M., Avril Lavigne, Nirvana, Matchbox Twenty/ Rob Thomas, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Willis, Queen, Maroon Five, ADELE, Beck, The Carpenters, Taylor Swift (tried to fight it, but gave up. Her songs are just too friggin' catchy) *Just recently got obsessed with Hozier because, lord, that man can SING.
(I guarantee my dad's got a better music collection than you do...just sayin')

Food: The spicier the better, fruits (no melon), mashed cauliflower, artichokes, peanut butter, seafood, chili, tuna with jalapenos, turkey

DISLIKES:
Ben Affleck
Adult cartoons (i.e. Family Guy)
Pork products
Dave Matthews/ Kings of Leon/ John Mayer/ The Fray
Hypocrites
Passive aggressiveness
Political correctness
Anybody in the NFL with the last name Manning. And Pete Carrol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As far as things I just like to have, I guess:
1) Iphone (Ipod would've been separate, but they're one and the same now) & headphones
2) Blank notebook & pens
3) Water bottle
4) Anxiety medication
5) Hair comb
6) The stuffed cat I stole from my grandparents when I was 3. Most badass thing I've ever done.

If I need to be realistic and look at things that I need to survive:
1) Family & friends
2) Water
3) Sarcasm/ dry wit
4) Laughing so hard it hurts
5) Music
6) Hair comb because it's THAT necessary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Just, my mind does.not.stop.going. I think so much, I end up dreaming about the most random things and/or having nightmares about others.

How much my family is like the Griswolds from the National Lampoon 'Vacation' movies.

So...yeah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a typical Friday night anymore. It could be a movie, concert, dinner, watching bad tv with friends or staying in to read. Big fan of wandering and checking out holiday decorations (inside and out).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm terrible at taking a hint. Just spell it out for me, it's easier.
-I still get asked by the TSA where my chaperone is/parents are when going through airport security.
-There's a solid chance my family's going to have a celebrity in it..in the form of our 23 year old cat. No. Shame.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You got through this long-winded profile without thinking I'm a) off-putting, b) crazy, c) a total b*tch or d) all of the above
-You have more to say than just 'hey.' I'm gonna need a bit more than that.