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llewopk

29 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Unabashedly Midwestern. This means I smile a lot, hold doors, have a dry sarcastic streak, and grew up thinking abysmal weather is the norm.

Kindness, helping others, and open-mindedness are important to me. I prefer being outside to anything else. Unless, "anything else" involved my friends, music, or a team from Detroit. In which case, you have my attention.

I started my second stint in Seattle last July after a year in Los Angeles and couldn't be happier. I've also spent time in D.C., Switzerland, Florida, and Ohio.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I direct a national start-up network of inner-city schools and I'm absurdly passionate about them. They're awesome.

Otherwise, I'm partial to running, cooking, backcountry camping, volunteering, science, occupying bleacher seats at Safeco, and throwing myself down a mountain while strapped to a board.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how to make someone laugh, sending grammatically correct text-messages, kitchen hacks, captivating a room full of students, laughing at myself, Cards Against Humanity, banter, and assembling IKEA furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am comfortable with who I am and don't take myself too seriously. I'm also difficult to rattle or insult.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Jonathan Safran Foer, Sedaris, Kerouac, Fitzgerald, Chad Harbach, Jonathan Franzen, Malcolm Gladwell, Faulkner, & Hemmingway.

Movies: Half Nelson, Waiting for Guffman, The Big Lebowski, Her, Sleepwalk With Me, Fruitvale Station, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Departed, documentaries.

Music: M83, The War on Drugs, Bon Iver, Kendrick Lamar, LCD Soundsystem, Danny Brown, Father John Misty, Dawes, St. Lucia, Washed Out, Hot Chip, Otis Redding, Van Morrison, Kanye West, The Rolling Stones, & Motown.

Other: all things NPR, Last Week Tonight, Louie, Breaking Bad, Veep, Curb, House of Cards, Vice.

Food: I'll try (or make) anything once. Mediterranean, Thai, Indian, German, and Mexican are favorites. Sriracha is objectively one of the best things on Earth. Bourbon is on par with water.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New people, places, and things.
The National Park System.
Books.
A challenge.
A good running route.
My siblings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The last thing thing I found interesting, ways I can make my part of the world a better place, and what the hell I am going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping things interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was trampled by a sheep at age five and briefly traumatized. Instead of helping me, my father laughed. True story.

Also, I'm probably the only person in America who has both been on stage with Ira Glass and met Ron Jeremy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you're kind to everyone you meet.
- you have a sharp wit and don't take yourself too seriously.
- you're well read, intelligent, and are open to new experiences.
- you have a great sense of humor and appreciate everything from the dry to absurdity.
- you enjoy meeting people.

A love of banter is a major plus.