Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently graduated UT with my Master's in Social Work and got a
job here in Nashville. I very much enjoy places where I can sit
outside and people watch while drinking a beer or two. Having just
moved here, I practically only know the street I live on and the
people I work with. I'd love to find some people to hang out with
and some places to actually go. I LOVE sports...watching them
mostly as I'm awful at playing them. Football, basketball, hockey,
even some UFC. I'm not too picky about it. I will gloat a bit and
say that I won the Super Bowl in my fantasy football league last
year and plan to do it again this year!
I like going out to bars, sun flowers, the beach, taking pictures,
hanging out with my friends, margaritas, reading, etc. I'm pretty
outgoing and tell people like it is. Sarcasm is my middle name and
I thrive on it in others.
I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, blah blah blah. I try to
be as forward and blunt as possible and a lot of people don't like
that but it's who I am and they can either move on or enjoy it
since most of it comes with comedic edge. I really hate people who
take everything too seriously because not only does it make for a
negative person but it puts everyone in a bad mood. Life should be
funny, unless it's not. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to have fun (obviously, I mean who doesn't?!) and that
usually involves drinking with my friends whether it be at a bar,
at someone's house, the bed of a pick-up truck, or a mixture of the
three. Board games are also a must in my life. I must have about 30
of them but I really only play a select few.
Now that I live in Nashville, I spend most of my time trying to
figure out new things to do and new places to eat. I find that
Nashville has a million places I'd like to eat at, but I find I
don't nearly have enough money to do it every day. I'm pretty
obsessed with Mas Tacos at the moment, especially since I work in
East Nashville and it's not far away from me! :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, sleeping, eating, and typing quickly.
Things I most definitely am not good at are skiing, driving
(obviously since I'm a woman and everyone knows women can't drive),
taking tests, and remembering anything (I have an awful memory).
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my sense of humor. I mean, I'm funny. I'm the funniest person I
No one has ever really commented on what they first noticed about
me. If they did, it'd probably be that I was a bitch...but once you
get to know me, it's usually masked as sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Catcher in the Rye, but I also enjoy I Hope
They Serve Beer In Hell, Harry Potter, and any parodies. My all
time favorite kind of book would have to be autobiographies and
Favorite movies and shows include Grease, How I Met Your Mother,
Friends, That 70's Show, Mad Men, Dodgeball, Baby Mama, Inglorious
Basterds, Kill Bill, Wedding Crashers, The League, Game of Thrones,
Breaking Bad, Django Unchained, Gossip Girl (embarrassingly), New
Girl, Gilmore Girls (my guilty pleasure), among others.
My all time favorite food is still mac and cheese. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. My iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to cook, what I did last night that I may or may not remember,
what the weather is going to be like when I walk out of my
apartment in the morning, and what I'm going to do that day and for
the rest of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my friends at a bar or hanging out at someone's
In Nashville, I spend some Friday nights watching Chopped. I'm not
gonna lie, it's pretty addicting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have three tattoos. :)
You should message me if
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you find my interesting and want to know more!!
MESSAGE ME IF:
-You thought a joke was funny that other people were offended
-You like to go out and have a good time.
-Beer is one of your hobbies (mixed drinks are ok too).
-You have a sense of humor...more importantly...sarcastic.
DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:
-You are offended by someone who isn't religious.
-You just want some ass...seriously on this one...I don't play
-You have a vagina...not really into that. K, thanks.
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