Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from the paycheck stuff, I put a lot of my time and effort
into writing, rehearsing, and putting on kickass comedy shows in
Lawrence. Been heavily involved in local theatre and standup for
almost a decade now, and I see no reason to slow down.
Been settling in more lately- I don't know that I'm going to want
to still be living in Kansas when I'm 40, but I do know that I want
to stop moving to a new house or apartment every other year. Going
to have a new place in town this summer that I plan to make home
for some time while I finish the Bachelors' degree I started a
decade ago and determine whether I'm going to make a run at a
Doctorate or not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I always fuck up haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, that's none of my business really.
It might be the twelve-foot bone-spine that protrudes from my
tailbone, curving upwards and swaying in the air like the
power-stanchion on a bumper car. Could also be my eyes, or my bare
head, that's a good candidate... but nope I think it is usually the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of sci-fi, I'm a big fan of exploring the consequences
of society changed by technology or catastrophe or whatnot. Reading
Iain M Banks' Culture series right now- really really really
enjoying these books.
I like me some televisions and at the risk of sounding pretentious
consider myself an amateur critic of the artform- Rick and Morty
was amazing, and I'm watching Better Call Saul like a devout
attending weekly mass. I tried to get into Daredevil, and... I
don't know, I didn't like it despite it being recommended by tons
of people with what I think of as good taste. Ask me about it
sometime if you want me to passionately go on at length about
things that don't really matter.
dr stevie brule is the bagboy of my heart...
Music music music uh this is kind of all over the place but I'm
really digging the Pixies' newest album, been on an LCD Soundsystem
kick lately. Music I don't like is rare and hard to define, the
SCOTUS pornography litmus is apt here.
I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in
things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards
sauces because a) I really really like Valentina Hot Sauce and b)
that's weird being jealous towards a sauce who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part
of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite
evenings, other humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
what I'm up to and where I'm going
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at
some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld
where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer
couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that
except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a
also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended
by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s and have been
making do with the consequences of that until I can afford implants
You should message me if
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you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a
drink/shoot the shit/have a show buddy/go bowling
you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic
messages to internet randos
or if you just want to help me confirm that my intellect outweighs
my neuroses- you see I'm confident it does, but I'm really, really
worried that it doesn't.
I'm fiercely independent, so I like to take things slow. In any
uncertainty, I prefer to err on the side of friends first unless we
experience some kind of crazy intense chemical reaction upon
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