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What I’m doing with my life
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I put a lot of my time and effort into writing, rehearsing, and
putting on kickass comedy shows in Lawrence. Been heavily involved
in local theatre and standup for almost a decade now, and I see no
reason to slow down. I'm also the bar manager at a local gallery
and performance space- I work a lot of nights and weekends, and I
Over the next couple of years, I'll be in Lawrence finishing the
bachelor's degree I started a decade ago with an eye towards making
a grad student run.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
Always stumbling over the end part
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iain M Banks' Culture series, Bogosian's 100 Monologues, Cosmic
Trigger, the constantly updating book that is the internet, a
I like me some televisions and take it pretty seriously as an
artform, from heavy dramas to dick-and-fart-joke comedies- Rick and
Morty is amazing, and I watched Better Call Saul like a devout
attending weekly mass. Life and Times of Tim was axed too early in
a world where too many adult cartoons zombie on, past the
Ask me about my Important Television Opinions sometime if you want
me to passionately go on at length about things that don't really
oh also dr stevie brule is the bagboy of my heart~~~
There's very little music I don't like, and that's so tied to my
mood that it'd be difficult to define it all- but if you drew a
triangle between LCD Soundsystem, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Die
Ärzte, everything inside that triangle's muh furv'rit.
I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in
things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards
sauces because a) I fool around with a lot of sauces and b) that's
weird being jealous towards sauces who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've learned that one can live without those things that we think
we can't- but yeah I get it this is a colloquial thing so-
- ample porch time
- internet access
- shoes that hit that sturdy/comfy/stylish nexus
- friends/family/the fuzzy border in-between
- something to write with
- stage performance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/working an event/downtown with friends/at
home staring at some digital strategy simulation/remember that
episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the
street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well
basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a
also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended
by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s and have been
making do with the consequences of that until I can afford implants
You should message me if
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you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a
drink/shoot the shit/play Nintendo/go bowling
you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic
messages to internet randos or play 'e-games' with 'iFriends'
though probably most likely: if I message you first and your
reaction to all this is anywhere north of 'not bad'
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