Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-sixty-six inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from the paycheck stuff, I put a lot of my time and effort
into writing, rehearsing, and putting on kickass comedy shows in
Lawrence. Been heavily involved in local theatre and standup for
almost a decade now, and I see no reason to slow down.
Been settling in more lately- I don't know that I'm going to want
to still be living in Kansas when I'm 40, but I do know that I want
to stop moving to a new house or apartment every other year. Going
to have a new place in town this summer that I plan to make home
for a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I always fuck up haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.
It might be the twelve-foot bone-spine that protrudes from my
tailbone, curving upwards and swaying in the air like the
power-stanchion on a bumper car. Could also be my eyes, or my bare
head, that's a good candidate... but nope I think it is usually the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of sci-fi, I'm a big fan of exploring the consequences
of society changed by technology or catastrophe or whatnot. Reading
Iain M Banks' Culture series right now- really really really
enjoying these books.
I like some televisions- Rick and Morty was amazing, and I'm
watching Better Call Saul like a devout attending weekly mass. I
enjoyed True Detective's fun macho bullshit, Game of Thrones' fun
medieval bullshit, and Fargo's dark awkward light heaviness.
dr stevie brule is the bagboy of my heart...
Music music music uh this is kind of all over the place but I'm
really digging the Pixies' newest album. Music I don't like is rare
and hard to define, the SCOTUS pornography litmus is the closest I
(peter fox > die antwoord sry gys)
I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in
things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards
sauces because a) I really really like Valentina Hot Sauce and b)
that's weird being jealous towards a sauce who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part
of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite
evenings, other humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
what I'm up to and where I'm going
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at
some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld
where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer
couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that
except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a
also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended
by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s, but without the
upper-middle class income to fix them, it's come out a lumberpile.
Implants are a goal by 40.
You should message me if
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you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a
drink/shoot the shit/have a show buddy/go bowling
you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic
messages to internet randos
or if you just want to help me confirm that my intellect outweighs
my neuroses- you see I think it does, but I'm really, really
worried that it doesn't.
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