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31 M Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:05am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a comedian with unhealthy amounts of intellectual curiosity. I have a very wide field of knowledge with very shallow depth. I love taking the opportunity to dig deeper, though; there are just lots of dig sites at this stage.

I'ma be real up front- you could determine this pretty easily from my photos and vital stats, but I'm noticeably short, and noticeably bald. If that's a problem, you should probably keep clicking.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at the local arts center, serving drinks and foods to the thronging, arts-appreciating mob. I also act in plays about twice a year that you should totally go see SUPPORT LOCAL THEATRE OK

These days, I'm mostly occupied working with a group of local comedians in a sort of production company/creative collective. It's awesome- I've been doing standup, comedic acting, and sketch writing for about ten years now, but with our powers combined, 2014 has been a really exciting year for the local comedy scene so far.
I’m really good at
Walking in another persons' shoes, accidentally making the occasional mildly inappropriate joke because the timing was just so right and I couldn't resist, sighing in relief when the inappropriate nature of the joke was unnoticed due to dryness, destroying all comers in strategic board games, thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, that's none of my business really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy reading science/speculative fiction that explores an aspect of society or is just mindbending in general. ASoIaF, , Breakfast of Champions, Crime and Punishment, Douglas Adams (also RIP- man he would've loved Android tablets), VALIS, Riverworld, Canticle for Leibowitz, Left Hand of Darkness, Stranger in a Strange Land, Ender's Game, Hyperion Cantos series, Cryptonomicon, Man in the High Castle, Ubik, Why Not Me?, Ringworld, Scalped, Sandman, Promethea - working my way through Iain M. Banks' Culture series right now.

As for visual media, Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, 68% of The Office, 98% of 30 Rock, 37% of The Simpsons, Futurama, Newsroom, House-o-Cards, Game-o-Thrones, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Phoneshop, and a bunch of other things I'm forgetting for sure. True Detective. Fargo. Doctor Steve Brule is my lord and sravior

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace gets its own paragraph.

I don't watch a whole lot of movies, but I like them! Lately, it's a lot of documentaries; just watched The Act of Killing, Grizzly Man, and Slavoj Zizek's Pervert's Guide films (fillems *sniffle* andsoonandsoforth).

Lately been listening to a lot of TMBG, Röyksopp, Presidents of the United States of America, Brian Eno, Talkingheads, DEVO, and whatever else goes on the Pandora station they all inhabit. It is my destiny for Crudbump to be my jam eternal.

When I play games they are usually strategy games with an emergent narrative. Lately it's been a lot of Crusader Kings II and Europa Universalis IV, Borderlands for mindless pew-pew action. In the middle of JAZZPUNK right now which is amazing go buy it and play it right now I'll wait

I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in things.
The six things I could never do without
Internets, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite evenings, enduring friendship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mindfulness, ontology, historical and scientific mysteries (I should clarify: not ALIENS DID IT so much as HEY MAYBE SOME CARTHAGINIANS GOT SWEPT OFF COURSE AND WOUND UP IN BRAZIL OR MAYBE VICE VERSA LETS CHECK THAT OUT GUYS which isn't nearly as catchy)
On a typical Friday night I am
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home templing my fingers over some digital strategy simulation/making some sort of snide reference at this question's use of the word 'typical'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time like a decade ago I looked in the cupholder in my car and thought I saw a bit of nose cruft but it really turned out to be alive so I registered the domain name
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to talk about ideas, huge or small