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32 Lawrence, KS Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:13am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
✓ comedian
✓ forehead expert
✓ sixty-six inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I put a lot of my time and effort into writing, rehearsing, and putting on kickass comedy shows in Lawrence. Been heavily involved in local theatre and standup for almost a decade now, and I see no reason to slow down. I'm also the bar manager at a local gallery and performance space- I work a lot of nights and weekends, and I love it.

Over the next couple of years, I'll be in Lawrence finishing the bachelor's degree I started a decade ago with an eye towards making a grad student run.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
Always stumbling over the end part
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, that's none of my business really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iain M Banks' Culture series, Bogosian's 100 Monologues, Cosmic Trigger, the constantly updating book that is the internet, a bajillion others

I like me some televisions and take it pretty seriously as an artform, from heavy dramas to dick-and-fart-joke comedies- Rick and Morty is amazing, and I watched Better Call Saul like a devout attending weekly mass. Life and Times of Tim was axed too early in a world where too many adult cartoons zombie on, past the sunset.
Ask me about my Important Television Opinions sometime if you want me to passionately go on at length about things that don't really matter.

oh also dr stevie brule is the bagboy of my heart~~~

There's very little music I don't like, and that's so tied to my mood that it'd be difficult to define it all- but if you drew a triangle between LCD Soundsystem, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Die Ärzte, everything inside that triangle's muh furv'rit.

I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards sauces because a) I fool around with a lot of sauces and b) that's weird being jealous towards sauces who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've learned that one can live without those things that we think we can't- but yeah I get it this is a colloquial thing so-
- ample porch time
- internet access
- shoes that hit that sturdy/comfy/stylish nexus
- friends/family/the fuzzy border in-between
- something to write with
- stage performance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/working an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of

also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s and have been making do with the consequences of that until I can afford implants
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a drink/shoot the shit/play Nintendo/go bowling

you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic messages to internet randos or play 'e-games' with 'iFriends'

though probably most likely: if I message you first and your reaction to all this is anywhere north of 'not bad'