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lljk-maus

31 M Lawrence, KS

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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comedian and expert at losing hair
sixty-four inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, slinging drinks at the Arts Center. I also act in plays, participate in the local standup comedy scene, edit a nascent sketch comedy podcast, and make stupid things in GIMP to put on these very selfsame internets.

Comedy in Lawrence has been taking off like crazy over the past couple of years, and it keeps me busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I always fuck up haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.
It might be the twelve-foot bone-spine that protrudes from my tailbone, curving upwards and swaying in the air like the power-stanchion on a bumper car. It might also be my eyes. But I think it is the bone-spine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of sci-fi, I'm a big fan of exploring the consequences of society changed by technology or catastrophe or whatnot. Reading Iain M Banks' Culture series right now- really really really enjoying these books.

I like the televisions- the best thing on TV in 2014 so far has been Rick and Morty and I will pretend to get really mad at anyone who says otherwise. I enjoyed True Detective's fun macho bullshit, Game of Thrones' fun medieval bullshit, and Fargo's dark awkward light heaviness.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace gets its own paragraph.

Music music music uh this is kind of all over the place but I'm really digging the Pixies' newest album. Music I don't like is rare and hard to define, but it's like the supreme court's definition of pornography: I'll know it when I hear it.

When I play games they are usually strategy games with an emergent narrative. Lately it's been a lot of Crusader Kings II and Europa Universalis IV, Borderlands for the pew-pew. In the middle of JAZZPUNK right now which is amazing go buy it and play it right now I'll wait

I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards sauces because a) I really really like Valentina Hot Sauce and b) that's weird who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite evenings, other humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
crazy possibilities and internet weirdos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home templing my fingers over some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of
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