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32 Lawrence, KS Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:35pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
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✓ comedian
✓ forehead expert
✓ sixty-six inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
dealing with torschlusspanik, kind of loving it
I work as a bar manager but the only work that ever makes sense to me is acting- I do standup comedy and theatre in town as an outlet for that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
Always stumbling over the end part
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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internet, internet, internet, internet
(favorite food: internet spaghetti)

no but really just ask me, I read stuff that isn't internet, and I don't think my media preferences are super important wrt sending me a message

me irl:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've learned that one can live without those things that we think we can't- but yeah I get it this is a colloquial thing so-
- ample porch time
- telecommunications
- shoes that hit that sturdy/comfy/stylish nexus
- friends/family/the fuzzy border in-between
- something to write with
- stage performance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/working an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of

also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s and have been making do with the consequences of that until I can afford implants
You should message me if
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you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a drink/shoot the shit/play Nintendo/go bowling

you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic messages to internet randos or play 'e-games' with 'iFriends'

you identify as feminist, which is p much everyone over a 60% match rating but I've met some women who aren't and I'm all like 'whaaaat'

though probably most likely: if I message you first and your reaction to all this is anywhere north of 'not bad'