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32 Lawrence, KS Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:39pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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-forehead expert
-sixty-six inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from the boring paycheck stuff, I put a lot of my time and effort into writing, rehearsing, and putting on kickass comedy shows in Lawrence. Been heavily involved in local theatre and standup for almost a decade now, and I see no reason to slow down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I always fuck up haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.

It might be the twelve-foot bone-spine that protrudes from my tailbone, curving upwards and swaying in the air like the power-stanchion on a bumper car. It might also be my eyes. But I think it is usually the bone-spine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of sci-fi, I'm a big fan of exploring the consequences of society changed by technology or catastrophe or whatnot. Reading Iain M Banks' Culture series right now- really really really enjoying these books.

I like the televisions- the best thing on TV in 2014 so far has been Rick and Morty and I will pretend to get really mad at anyone who says otherwise. I enjoyed True Detective's fun macho bullshit, Game of Thrones' fun medieval bullshit, and Fargo's dark awkward light heaviness.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace gets its own paragraph.

Music music music uh this is kind of all over the place but I'm really digging the Pixies' newest album. Music I don't like is rare and hard to define, the SCOTUS pornography litmus is the closest I can get.
(peter fox > die antwoord sry gys)

I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards sauces because a) I really really like Valentina Hot Sauce and b) that's weird being jealous towards a sauce who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite evenings, other humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of
You should message me if
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you got this far

or if you want to see if my brain can cash the fat checks that my hair is writing