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32 Lawrence, KS Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
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✓ comedian
✓ forehead expert
✓ sixty-six inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from the paycheck stuff, I put a lot of my time and effort into writing, rehearsing, and putting on kickass comedy shows in Lawrence. Been heavily involved in local theatre and standup for almost a decade now, and I see no reason to slow down.

Been settling in more lately- I don't know that I'm going to want to still be living in Kansas when I'm 40, but I do know that I want to stop moving to a new house or apartment every other year. Going to have a new place in town this summer that I plan to make home for some time while I finish the Bachelors' degree I started a decade ago and determine whether I'm going to make a run at a Doctorate or not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I always fuck up haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, that's none of my business really.

It might be the twelve-foot bone-spine that protrudes from my tailbone, curving upwards and swaying in the air like the power-stanchion on a bumper car. Could also be my eyes, or my bare head, that's a good candidate... but nope I think it is usually the bone-spine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of sci-fi, I'm a big fan of exploring the consequences of society changed by technology or catastrophe or whatnot. Reading Iain M Banks' Culture series right now- really really really enjoying these books.

I like me some televisions and at the risk of sounding pretentious consider myself an amateur critic of the artform- Rick and Morty was amazing, and I'm watching Better Call Saul like a devout attending weekly mass. I tried to get into Daredevil, and... I don't know, I didn't like it despite it being recommended by tons of people with what I think of as good taste. Ask me about it sometime if you want me to passionately go on at length about things that don't really matter.

dr stevie brule is the bagboy of my heart...

Music music music uh this is kind of all over the place but I'm really digging the Pixies' newest album, been on an LCD Soundsystem kick lately. Music I don't like is rare and hard to define, the SCOTUS pornography litmus is apt here.

I like most food. Weirdly finicky about random loose corn in things. If you end up dating me I hope you are not jealous towards sauces because a) I really really like Valentina Hot Sauce and b) that's weird being jealous towards a sauce who does that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, sturdy/comfy shoes, public performance, that part of the year full of sunny days and almost-chilly-but-not-quite evenings, other humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos

what I'm up to and where I'm going
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing at an event/downtown with friends/at home staring at some digital strategy simulation/remember that episode of seinfeld where kenny rogers chicken opened up across the street and kramer couldn't ever sleep and also got sunburnt well basically that except we don't have kenny rogers chicken here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of

also my teeth are such a dental anomaly, a thesis could be defended by them- I generated new teeth well into my 20s and have been making do with the consequences of that until I can afford implants
You should message me if
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you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a drink/shoot the shit/have a show buddy/go bowling

you live in a magical faraway not-Kansas and like to send sporadic messages to internet randos

or if you just want to help me confirm that my intellect outweighs my neuroses- you see I'm confident it does, but I'm really, really worried that it doesn't.

I'm fiercely independent, so I like to take things slow. In any uncertainty, I prefer to err on the side of friends first unless we experience some kind of crazy intense chemical reaction upon meeting