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56 New London, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 90–91
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24, 2013
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I should be writing: sensitive, thoughtful, successful, yadda, yadda, male looking for "special someone", yadda, yadda. Educated, highly verbal, active/fit, dependable, yadda, yadda, yadda.
OK, now what was I thinking while trying to formulate that fluff?
Despite the fact that I, and many Americans, like or have benefited from capitalism, I prefer to mostly just use the small letters when typing.
I have an idea for a buddy cop show called "Baken and Donatz". 'Spect it will clean up in the 5-70 male demographic. Hands off, HBO, I thought of it first....
Apparently, playing Patsy Cline repels teenagers with Kanye West on their iPods, kind of like garlic or holy water.
I'm not bisexual, but I have both a Macbook and Windows laptops at my fingertips. Just not right now. I believe in gay marriage, why should heterosexuals have all the fun? Plus, I see it as a windfall for underemployed lawyers, sort of like what the IRS' paperwork reduction act did for accountants, but much, much bigger.
Don't get me started on my 401k....
I believe we are challenged in life to develop our compassion for others and to strive to find forgiveness and acceptance. My youngest son is a Yankees fan. Just sayin'...
I am not an unsavory person trying to appear thoughtful, empathetic and intelligent. Any indications of thoughtfulness, empathy or intelligence are purely coincidental.
I know it says we're only 5% enemy, but if we work at it, communicate soulfully and really get to know each other, I'm sure we can get it up to 25-30%!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
acting like I know what I'm talking about...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my phenomenal humility
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books would include science, science fiction, history, humor, mystery and horror genres. Movies would include classics from the 30s, 40s and 50s, film noir, French cinema of the 60s, Pixar movies. Not big into slice and dice movies, but enjoy the parodies. Music, pretty much anything except hiphop and polka music (not without large amounts of beer, anyway). Food, just about anything. I really enjoy exploring novel cuisines
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, coffee, family/friends, opportunities to learn, pets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
politics, food, the environment, my job (don't worry, it's fun!), my kids and family, sex. not necessarily in this order
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
kid night: taxi service, in house therapist and tech support, enabler of Nazi zombie killers (that may be redundant), iron-stomached chef, homework police.
non-kid night: dinner, movies/theater, casino, catch up w/ friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) I know where Jimmy Hoffa is, and he would have been a damn sight easier to find if he wore one of those shirts like Waldo has.
2) Sometimes, when I'm alone, and no one is watching, I'll sit in my car and play country music. But I won't dance.
You should message me if
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1) minimal head scratching when reading the above
2) you consider yourself to be attractive, confident, witty, imaginative.
3) BMI < 30
4) there's a picture to go with your profile
5) you are financially stable
6) bonus points for good mental health (yours, not mine)
7) despite your considerable attractiveness, you resist the impulse to give framed glam shots of yourself as presents.
8) your name is Sela Ward, Mariska Hargitay, Dana Delaney or Sandra Bullock. Really. It's OK, Sandra, all is forgiven. I'll drop the stalking charges and modify the restraining order (handcuffs ok, handguns, not so much)...

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