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lmsles

36 / M / straight / Single

New York, New York

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Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
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Long-term dating, Short-term dating
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No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
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Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
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Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am trustworthy, funny, and mildly addictive.

My Self-Summary

I was born and raised on the concrete shores of the East River on the Lower East Side. I am a psychologist. I am interested in people but don't think I have the answers by any stretch. I am sometimes plagued by the sense that I could be doing better but don't know how.

What I’m doing with my life

Just moved. I work at a large city hospital and have a small private practice. In my spare time I try to come up with pithy verses of witty seduction and put them online in the hopes of convincing attractive single women to email me. It is my hope that by sprinkling in a few 10 cent words they will think that I am smart and by be being sarcastic they will see that I am funny and convey a sense of coolness, like I'm not really taking this all that seriously and that I am maybe a bit quirky. All the while I am nagged by the fact that these idiosyncratic expressions of originality are to distract from the fact that who I am and what I want, if stated most simply and honestly would sound prosaic.

I’m really good at

Adapting to my surroundings. Answering questions with questions without asking the question why.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm a bit shorter in person than on the big screen.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite books are the ones that I am able to finish. My favorite movies are the one's that articulate things that are just past the tip of my tongue. I also like films that show me a world that I would not have otherwise seen. Music- needs to be somewhat organic and pleasing. Food- can't stomach spicy but love Asian, try to eat clean and healthy. I think not being able to cook for yourself is ridiculous.

The six things I could never do without

One of the only things I remember from biology class is that all living things must, eat, excrete, respirate, move and reproduce. I would add comfortable shoes and socks and some ability to feel like there is a connection between what I do and the way I feel, the way I am treated, and the experiences I have.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

my future and my next meal

On a typical Friday night I am

a bit tired. A few months ago, on the couch watching a movie. Recently, out at a bar.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

In the course of doing psych testing with a 10 year old boy I was told I had "gay hands"

(as an aside, during that same testing he drew 2 male figures with name plate medallion rope chains, the one with his name on it went down past his knees, the other stopped at the belly. When asked to explain this image he stated "mine is mad long and yours is mad small")

You should message me if

you want to end world hunger