27 Whittier, CA
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My self-summary
"I am what I am and that's all that I am"--Popeye
What I’m doing with my life
Being a ninja and a salesperson for politicians. Working towards law/grad school, maybe even do both.

If I'm brave enough, going to open mic night and telling jokes/ improvising poetry.
I’m really good at
Creative expression, making people laugh, and blowing smoke rings.

I'm also really good at doing impersonations (I can sing like Johnny Cash) and faking accents. One time I got 10 extra free tacos from Jack in the Box because of a German/Austrian accent.

Telling jokes over and over.
The first things people usually notice about me
The scars on my hands/arms (not burns just scratches and cuts from random shenanery)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Grapes of Wrath, On the Road, Ulysses (still working on this one), Junky, Phantom Tollbooth, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Swann's Way, The Rebel, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Visible Identities, Johnny Got His Gun

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cedar Rapids, Zombieland, Superbad, Dr. Strangelove, Young Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs.

Music: Velvet Underground,Jefferson Airplane, Rolling Stones, Neutral Milk Hotel, Moving Units, Dirty Gold, Hanni El Khatib, Alex Winston, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart, Empire of the Sun, YACHT, Dr. Dog, Mountain Goats, Dead Kennedys, T.S.O.L., JFA, Black Flag, Timber Timbre, Foxygen, Television, the Modern Lovers, lo-fi indie music, and other weird stuff.

Food/Drink: I like a lot of different foods. Sushi and good burgers being the top two on the list. I also enjoy good whiskey and great beer, mostly darker stuff.
The six things I could never do without
the Sun
my dogs
Bodies of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If it would matter that this is all a dream...
On a typical Friday night I am
meeting up with friends and taking it from there...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes "river dance" due to inebriation...
You should message me if
If you like to laugh and if you like this song


Also, I can't really see who "likes" me. Send me a message!