Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A dating profile is selective truth. I like to save some of myself
from summary, but this is as me as I get.
I know all the words to The Gambler.
If you can decide that you don't like somebody you see on the
street or whatever and make fun of them mercilessly where they
won't be able to hear you for no reason other than your own
amusement, get in my inbox.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went on a road trip across America with a complete stranger. I'd
do it again. Not with you, though. Well, maybe with you. I don't
know. It was fun and I wrote about it.
I spent most of the last two years traveling and writing and I'm
now finally looking forward to settling back into a more stable
life here with a job and an apartment and whatever.
I'm also a NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR in a kind of weird-ass way
that looks good in a bio.
My ideal job is writing novels in a snowy cabin but Pittsburgh is a
pretty awesome city so I'll write novels here for now.
I'm a working kind of writer, not a precious, tortured, whiny
People see "writerly type" and make a lot of assumptions. Let me
dispel those right away:
- I'll never be a financial burden, ever
- I have dreams and goals and I actively work towards them
- I bathe and have a car and a job (when I need one)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love too many books to list them. Have you seen those profiles
with long lists of that person's favorite bands? Boring. I'm not
reading all of that stuff. Chances are, our tastes will overlap
somewhere. And who cares if they don't? I can learn a lot about new
music and stuff from other people.
Recently I've been reading about the history of Paris and listening
to ACDC so I'm all over the place anyway. Not in a hipster way but
more like in a "I'm going to follow my interests" kind of
I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings.
Is it because I'm a stupid romantic or that I like free booze?
NOT THE BOOZE. but it doesn't hurt.
I've often said that I can go anywhere and do anything if the
company is good. Don't underestimate the value of good
I'll eat anything. I have the palate of a goat. A cheeseburger over
the kitchen sink or a fancy dinner at Salt are basically the same
when it's just up to me but unlike a goat, I can appreciate
well-crafted food experiences. Food that somebody makes for me is
automatically better than anything I could buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3) memories of how awesome high school was
5) competitive eating
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
FREUDE, man. life is all about finding that FREUDE.
how funny this joke is:
innuendo: (n) Italian suppository
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
only one of these is true:
- throwing hard candy at pedestrians
- eating gravel
- hanging out with friends or whatever
- swimming in a public fountain
- minting my own currency
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What's most important to me is that you REALLY LOVE something. I
don't care what it is (necessarily), but you should LOVE IT. I like
people who care about things. Drifting through life without
clinging to anything? That's no way to live.
I'm actually interested in an actual adult relationship with
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