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local-celeb

37 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I wish somebody were here at this coffee shop with me to make fun of this guy wearing toe-shoes" is something I said that I realize now describes my dating goals.

I basically just want to hang out with cool people and I don't think one can ever know enough of those.

My grammar is impeccable.

my emoji game is TIGHT

my mom says I'm handsome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went on a road trip across America with a complete stranger. I'd do it again. Not with you, though. Well, maybe with you. I don't know. It was fun and I wrote about it.

I spent most of the last two years traveling and writing and I'm now finally looking forward to settling back into a more stable life here with a job and an apartment and whatever.

I'm also a NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR in a kind of weird-ass way that looks good in a bio. It's a great story, though.

My ideal job is writing novels in a snowy cabin but Pittsburgh is a pretty awesome city so I'll write novels here for now.

I'm a working kind of writer, not a precious, tortured, whiny kind.

People see "writerly type" and make a lot of assumptions. Let me dispel those right away:

- I'll never be a financial burden, ever
- I have dreams and goals and I actively work towards them
- I bathe and have a car and a job (when I need one)

Reliving my past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qvIhygLTs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings. Is it because I'm a stupid romantic or that I like free booze? IT'S NOT THE BOOZE

ART! I love art of any kind, from performance art to dogs playing poker. I volunteer at the Mattress Factory. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.

BOOKS! are important and I read tons of them. Like anybody who reads a lot, I have a hundred favorites that always change.

MUSIC! is great. Lately I've been listening to a lot of Psapp, Andrew Bird, Queen and Zoe Keating. I like live music in small, manageable doses with the option of leaving early if it's a) too loud or b) too crowded, unless it's a band I really like in which case I'll endure anything.

MOVIES! are fun. It's weird, I used to hate seeing movies by myself but now I like it.

SHOWS! I think I already covered that. I will see any production of 1776. I don't get to see enough live stuff.

FOOD! is delicious. I'll eat anything. I have the palate of a goat. A cheeseburger over the kitchen sink or a fancy dinner at Salt are basically the same when it's just up to me but unlike a goat, I can appreciate well-crafted food experiences. Food that somebody makes for me is automatically more delicious than anything I could buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sports
2) football
3) memories of how awesome high school was
4) golfing
5) competitive eating
6) breakdance
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how funny this joke is:

innuendo: (n) Italian suppository

also, this:

http://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

Are we doing enough for George Wendt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
only one of these is true:

- throwing hard candy at pedestrians
- eating gravel
- hanging out with friends or whatever
- swimming in a public fountain
- minting my own currency
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom wrote this
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can carry on a conversation and have at least one (1) funny story.