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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 11" (1.81m)
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

Handsome. Clever. Funny. Humble. Self-deprecating. Emotionally available. Zero defects. Okay, maybe a few defects, but they're all adorable. Refreshingly reliable, patient as a glacier, witty as hell, up for anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now? I just moved to Squirrel Hill. It's pretty great. I have zero roommates, which is cool. And occasionally lonely.

I went on a road trip across America with a complete stranger. I'd do it again. Not with you, though. Well, maybe with you. I don't know. It was fun and I wrote about it.

I spent most of the last few years traveling and writing and I'm now finally looking forward to settling back into a more stable life here with a job and an apartment and whatever.

My ideal job is writing novels in a snowy cabin but Pittsburgh is a pretty awesome city so I'll write novels here for now. One of my goals as a writer was to get my work in book stores. It happened! I sneaked right in before bookstores don't exist anymore. It was also a number one bestselling book which has a funny story behind it that I'll tell you, if you want to hear it. You probably DO want to hear it.

Some people call themselves writers and don't actually write anything. They think it's glamorous? Writing, like all art, is work. I don't know if what I write is art, though.

OH and people see "writer" and make a lot of assumptions. Let me dispel those right away:

- I'll never be a financial burden, ever
- I have dreams and goals and I actively work towards them
- I bathe and have a car and a job (when I need one)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating like an adult. You know, like exchanging ideas and feelings in a positive, effective way? It's not always easy but it's always worth it.

Also, making fart noises with my hands:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love too many books to list them. Have you seen those profiles with long lists of that person's favorite bands? Boring. I'm not reading all of that stuff. Chances are, our tastes will overlap somewhere. And who cares if they don't? I can learn a lot about new music and stuff from other people.

Recently I've been reading about the history of Paris and listening to ACDC so I'm all over the place anyway. Not in a hipster way but more like in a "I'm going to follow my interests" kind of way.

I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings. Is it because I'm a stupid romantic or that I like free booze? IT'S
NOT THE BOOZE. but it doesn't hurt.

I've often said that I can go anywhere and do anything if the company is good. Don't underestimate the value of good company.

I'll eat anything. I have the palate of a goat. A cheeseburger over the kitchen sink or a fancy dinner are basically the same when it's just up to me but unlike a goat, I can appreciate well-crafted food experiences. Food that somebody makes for me is automatically better than anything I could buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sports
2) football
3) memories of how awesome high school was
4) golfing
5) competitive eating
6) breakdance
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
FREUDE, man. life is all about finding that FREUDE.


how funny this joke is:

innuendo: (n) Italian suppository

also, this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
one of these is a lie:

- food and booze with pals
- at the 61c Cafe, writing
- at the In Bed Before Ten Dance Party at Spirit (even though I don't dance - I'm complicated!)
- something I don't normally do (which I do as often as possible)
- taking my clothes off for money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I habitually sleep on one side of my mattress, even when I can use the entire thing and splay like a starfish.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What's most important to me is that you REALLY LOVE something. I don't care what it is (necessarily), but you should LOVE IT. I like people who care about things. Drifting through life without clinging to anything? That's no way to live.

I'm actually interested in an actual adult relationship with another adult. This means I'm not interested in polyamory, sure, but it also means I'm not really looking to involving myself in your open marriage. I'm completely in favor of those arrangements for consenting adults who find them fulfilling. Me? Not so much.