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local-celeb

37 Pittsburgh, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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The skill I cultivated in my 30s that serves me best? I learned to Let It Go. Like Elsa. The cold never bothered me anyway.

Caveat: I've never seen the movie.

My best friend said this about me recently: The only thing undeviating about you is your ability to deviate from everything. I used to not like things and now I like those same things. I am unpredictable. I am like a feather on the wind.

Learning how to let things go and stop worrying about them has made me a much happier person. Try it!

I used to be shy and I have a lot to say about it but I'd probably rather hear your stories. You might not even think you have stories but I bet you do. Let's find out. I'm not shy anymore.

I'm not too cool for anything and I embrace my uncoolness because it's either that or try to be somebody I'm not.

I just got a tattoo of something my nephew wrote in his journal just before he died in a car accident in August. It's my first tattoo. I never thought I'd get one. He was a vibrant, luminescent person and I could talk about him a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I went on a road trip across America with a complete stranger. I'd do it again. Not with you, though. Well, maybe with you. I don't know. It was fun and I wrote about it.

I spent most of the last two years traveling and writing and I'm now finally looking forward to settling back into a more stable life here with a job and an apartment and whatever.

I'm also a NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR in a kind of weird-ass way that looks good in a bio. It's a great story, though.

My ideal job is writing novels in a snowy cabin but Pittsburgh is a pretty awesome city so I'll write novels here for now.

I'm a working kind of writer, not a precious, tortured, whiny kind.

People see "writerly type" and make a lot of assumptions. Let me dispel those right away:

- I'll never be a financial burden, ever
- I have dreams and goals and I actively work towards them
- I bathe and have a car and a job (when I need one)

Reliving my past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qvIhygLTs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings. Is it because I'm a stupid romantic or that I like free booze? IT'S NOT THE BOOZE

ART! I love art of any kind, from performance art to dogs playing poker. I volunteer at the Mattress Factory. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.

BOOKS! are important and I read tons of them. Like anybody who reads a lot, I have a hundred favorites that always change.

MUSIC! is great. Lately I've been listening to a lot of Psapp, Andrew Bird, Queen and Zoe Keating. I like live music in small, manageable doses with the option of leaving early if it's a) too loud or b) too crowded, unless it's a band I really like in which case I'll endure anything.

MOVIES! are fun. It's weird, I used to hate seeing movies by myself but now I like it.

SHOWS! I think I already covered that. I will see any production of 1776. I don't get to see enough live stuff.

FOOD! is delicious. I'll eat anything. I have the palate of a goat. A cheeseburger over the kitchen sink or a fancy dinner at Salt are basically the same when it's just up to me but unlike a goat, I can appreciate well-crafted food experiences. Food that somebody makes for me is automatically more delicious than anything I could buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sports
2) football
3) memories of how awesome high school was
4) golfing
5) competitive eating
6) breakdance
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how funny this joke is:

innuendo: (n) Italian suppository

also, this:

http://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
only one of these is true:

- throwing hard candy at pedestrians
- eating gravel
- hanging out with friends or whatever
- swimming in a public fountain
- minting my own currency
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom wrote this
You should message me if
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You can carry on a conversation and have at least one (1) funny story.