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umyeahexactly

38 Pittsburgh, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VT2EHa0b4

I know all the words to The Gambler.

If you can decide that you don't like somebody you see on the street or whatever and make fun of them mercilessly where they won't be able to hear you for no reason other than your own amusement, get in my inbox.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went on a road trip across America with a complete stranger. I'd do it again. Not with you, though. Well, maybe with you. I don't know. It was fun and I wrote about it.

I spent most of the last two years traveling and writing and I'm now finally looking forward to settling back into a more stable life here with a job and an apartment and whatever.

I'm also a NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR in a kind of weird-ass way that looks good in a bio.

My ideal job is writing novels in a snowy cabin but Pittsburgh is a pretty awesome city so I'll write novels here for now.

I'm a working kind of writer, not a precious, tortured, whiny kind.

People see "writerly type" and make a lot of assumptions. Let me dispel those right away:

- I'll never be a financial burden, ever
- I have dreams and goals and I actively work towards them
- I bathe and have a car and a job (when I need one)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUysBjWNQo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love too many books to list them. Have you seen those profiles with long lists of that person's favorite bands? Boring. I'm not reading all of that stuff. Chances are, our tastes will overlap somewhere. And who cares if they don't? I can learn a lot about new music and stuff from other people.

Recently I've been reading about the history of Paris and listening to ACDC so I'm all over the place anyway. Not in a hipster way but more like in a "I'm going to follow my interests" kind of way.

I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings. Is it because I'm a stupid romantic or that I like free booze? IT'S
NOT THE BOOZE. but it doesn't hurt.

I've often said that I can go anywhere and do anything if the company is good. Don't underestimate the value of good company.

I'll eat anything. I have the palate of a goat. A cheeseburger over the kitchen sink or a fancy dinner at Salt are basically the same when it's just up to me but unlike a goat, I can appreciate well-crafted food experiences. Food that somebody makes for me is automatically better than anything I could buy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sports
2) football
3) memories of how awesome high school was
4) golfing
5) competitive eating
6) breakdance
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
FREUDE, man. life is all about finding that FREUDE.

Also:

how funny this joke is:

innuendo: (n) Italian suppository

also, this:

http://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
only one of these is true:

- throwing hard candy at pedestrians
- eating gravel
- hanging out with friends or whatever
- swimming in a public fountain
- minting my own currency
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dad wrote this
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What's most important to me is that you REALLY LOVE something. I don't care what it is (necessarily), but you should LOVE IT. I like people who care about things. Drifting through life without clinging to anything? That's no way to live.

I'm actually interested in an actual adult relationship with another adult.