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locust215

32 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am an educated urbanite who loves to dance, read, travel, ride septa, hangout in Rittenhouse, skeet shoot over freeways, drive without a license and screw banks. Generally speaking I like to have intelligent conversations about anything. Especially politics, history and film. I love to travel and to talk about the interesting places I've been. I yearn to be free, and am constantly plotting to flee to Ecuador. I dreamed of being a lawyer when I was younger, but once I had an internship in a major firm I realized that lawyering is not as sexy as I
thought. In fact it sucks, at least to me. I currently am writing a novel and working just to get by. I don't love what I am doing, but I love where I work. My mother is an artist and my father is a lawyer. So I figure I got a little of both of them; I am a litigious artist type who isn't morally bankrupt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working towards my esl cerification. I like to ride septa, people watch, agitate idiots and develop strategies for world conquest. Writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. Traveling. CRITICAL thinking. Analysis. Fearmongering. Being afraid. Naming the President's in ascending order. Arcane trivia. Deductive reasoning. Geography. Medical treatment facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Apocalypse Now. The Wire. Italian food. Fear and loathing in Las Vegas (book+movie). Lou Reed. Dieselboy. Stalingrad. Queen. Stand by Me. Apt Pupil. One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest. The Clash. Dj Hype. Dj Qbert. Mehmed, My Hawk. Evilenko. On The Road. The Shinning (book+movie). The World According to Garp (book+movie). Where the Buffalo Roam. The Great Shark Hunt. A Prayer for the City. On The Road. The Young Poisoner's Handbook. The Butcher Boy. Kids. Party Monster. DeathRace2000. Private Benjiman. Caddyshack. Blues Brothers. Alien. Magic Trip. Drugstore Cowboy. My Own Private Idaho. To Die For. Fargo. Blood Simple. Raising Arizona. Brother Where Art Thou. City Confidential. Carrie (movie+book). The Things We Carried. Mad Max. Road Warrior. Re-Animator. Evil Dead 1, 2. It. Schindler's List. Priest. Bad Lieutenant (Harvey Keitel). Pulp Fiction. Desperado. American Pyscho (book+movie). Basketball Diaries. Naked Lunch. The Andromeda Strain (book+og movie). City of God. Goodfellas. Sphere. The Ruins (book). Platoon. Wall Street. A Bridge on the River Kwai. Touch of Evil. Rear Window. Vertigo. Pyscho. Double Indemnity. Thief.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Septa. Books. My phone. My headphones. Pens. Paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next country I want to go to. Cause I've
been to Holland, England, Finland, Russia, Spain, Canada, Mexico, Barbados, St. Vincent and Belgium.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love my mommy.
You should message me if
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You like sarcasm, socialism, edginess and spunk...nuclear holocaust and a rucksack revolution. But seriously, if you want to have a good time and be treated like a lady, than I am your man. Although, I believe that chivalry is a two way street and nothing turns me off more than rudeness that is not in the context of a joke. With that said I put casual sex on my list and I want to clarify that. I believe that being intimate with anyone who you have met on a website is "casual", therefore I have put it on my list. Also, I have excluded long-term dating; this was done not because I have an aversion to commitment, but rather because I don't think about relationships in terms of length before they begin.