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lofianalog

35 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I once had a Texas accent. I pronounce "Nevada" correctly.

Of all the inconsequential things in the world, baseball is the most important.

I've got books.

When I was a kid, McDonald's had a stupid commercial that used the tune of "Mack the Knife" to tell us all that it's a great time for that great taste at McDonald's. It forever scarred me in that "Mack the Knife", to this day, is a McDonald's jingle in my memory.
What I’m doing with my life
I put books on shelves. Professionally.

I'm also getting a Master's Degree so I can talk about how to put books on shelves theoretically.
I’m really good at
Diplomacy. Most everybody gets along with me. I get along with most everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
Flannel or flannel-like aesthetic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Who cares? I really feel like trying to match up with other people based upon common personal interests is what you do when you're a little kid in grade/middle/high school. I mean, it's nice when someone else likes what I like, but it's a big ol' world and there's lots of shit we haven't read, heard, or seen, and we might as well try to cover all of those bases at some point.
The six things I could never do without
I have no desire to fill this part out. At all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What am I so goddamn anxious about? I'm really anxious about something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Louis CK says: “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You've read a book in the last 2 months. I'm not interested in illiterate hussies.

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Hey, I'm pretty sure OKC eliminated "long distance pen pals" from their "I'm Looking for" conditions. Don't think I didn't notice that, assholes.

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Sometimes I recognize people on here. Like, from real life. I immediately feel weird and embarrassed like "hey, what are YOU doing here?" But, I guess it's normal. This is all amusing.

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You know what? I think I might really get along with a hardcore sports fan. It never dawned on me. I've always associated with artistic types, especially those passionate about music. But I secretly like sports (baseball and soccer, particularly) a whole lot. And you NEVER run out of things to talk about when you like sports. So, whatever your "match %" is with me? If you like sports, add like 30% to that match %, buddy!

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If you wanna....I'm not really big on sending first messages. I figure if you wanted to talk to me, you'd say something. Which is pretty fucked up, because there's a fair chance you probably think exactly the same way. So I'm looking at you but I don't want to bother you but maybe you like the cut of my jib but you don't want to bother me. How many people perfect for each other slip right through each others' fingers because they were both too fucking polite and unobtrusive? Well I'm here to tell you: I'm polite and unobtrusive.