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lofianalog

36 San Jose, CA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I once had a Texas accent. I pronounce "Nevada" correctly.

Of all the inconsequential things in the world, baseball is the most important.

I've got books.

When I was a kid, McDonald's had a stupid commercial that used the tune of "Mack the Knife" to tell us all that it's a great time for that great taste at McDonald's. It forever scarred me in that "Mack the Knife", to this day, is a McDonald's jingle in my memory.

I'm worried that "the one for me" has a pet. I'm allergic to non-humanoids. I don't think being a pet owner should be a deal breaker at all, but it might be an issue.
What I’m doing with my life
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I put books on shelves. Professionally.

I'm also getting a Master's Degree so I can talk about how to put books on shelves theoretically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Diplomacy. Most everybody gets along with me. I get along with everyone.

I know a whole lot of stupid, useless bullshit regarding history and geography that I never get to practically use. If someone makes the mistake of enlisting me for trivia night, they always load me up with alcohol and then I cannot remember all the useless bullshit I knew before but never had the chance to use. If you need to know what the capital of Senegal is or who the 11th President of the United States was, I'm your man.

Also, spelling. Except for fat fingers on a tiny phone keyboard, I'm pretty solid on the spelling bee team.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Flannel or flannel-like aesthetic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't want to be judged for my tastes in media or let those tastes define me to someone else. It's nice when someone else likes what I like, but it's a big ol' world and there's lots of shit we haven't read, heard, or seen, and we might as well try to cover all of those bases at some point.

Although I will take a wild shot and say that if you hate the Beatles, Black Sabbath, or the Pixies, it's just not going to work out between us. I can probably put up with your bullshit if you hated one of those bands, but it's already over if you hate at least two of them.

Food? Well, I have a dairy allergy, so my Mexican/Italian intake is pretty minimal. I like meat a whole lot but for reasons of desire for a healthier life, I will gladly swing towards veganism if it were an issue with a date/friend/partner. Eggplant is the bacon of the plant based diet world. I like all forms of cuisine, but ANYTHING that can be described as "Asian" is always good to me. Particularly Indian or Burmese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. I couldn't BELIEVE number 4!
2. 6 life saving hacks you won't believe
3. 6 different pets that drive me crazy
4. Find out the 6 things that I could never do without
5. Take the 6 question quiz to find out what Cosby Show character you are
6. Six things that Californians do that completely baffle people from Cascadia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Listen: I don't know why everyone on OKC is obsessed with talking about the Oxford comma in their profile. While I've always known what it is, I've never, ever, ever met a person that felt strongly about it "in real life."

But, since you OKCers seem to take a stand on it, I suppose I should. The Oxford comma is very necessary. If you're going on vacation and you tell me that you're going to "the Bahamas, Jamaica, and Trinidad and Tobago", then I know that Trinidad and Tobago are together, man. While those are two things (Trinidad...and...Tobago), you are indicating that they are actually to be understood as a single, monolithic entity. That comma makes T&T different from Jamaica and the Bahamas.

So I am pro-Oxford comma. We need to know when multiple items are to be sublimated into a single item. If a comma confuses you, then the sentence itself may be garbage. Send that shit back to proofreading.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Louis CK says: “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bored.
You should message me if
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You've read a book in the last 2 months.

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Pen pals. I got stamps. I got paper approximately 8x11 inches in size, give or take a half inch. I got envelopes. What's up?

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If I visited your profile, then I'm probably way cool with you sending me a message. Go for it.

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You know, if you and I think that at the minimum that we find each other interesting and/or cool, but you want to skip the pressure that comes with expectation under the whole online dating thing, then how about we skip straight to the Facebook-based-Friendzone? Seriously, I'm on Facebook too much. I'd be happy to hear your random musings in return for an endless stream of mine.

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I'm about 35% nerd. But I'm a nerd sympathizer. If you're 40-80% nerd, then I think we'll get along well.

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