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loisdenominator

27 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I love to dance; anywhere at any time to almost anything with an acceptable beat. Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's on Saturday night instead of a club.

Hiking is a monthly ritual, but not in the virgin sacrifice and goat blood kind of way. Too messy.

I'm an expressive, passionate, faith-based individual who has been graced with a sharp tongue that may or may not get me into trouble every once in awhile.

I'm fond of puns, sarcasm, and witty humor.

I have an 89% success rate for drawing people out of their comfort zone. My goal is 92%.

Go Kings Go!!

I like to try new things, and not just because that's on my 30x30.

Ambitiously romantic, and romantically ambitious.

I try not to stress the little things in life; it causes wrinkles. "Black don't crack" but I'm not taking any chances.

General rule of thumb: if I'm not laughing, I'm smiling. And if I'm not smiling I'm probably asleep or watching The Walking Dead.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Jane of all trades, working on mastering them all. I currently work in child/adolescent mental health, and head public relations and event management for an online hip-hop/fashion magazine.

I work too much, but I enjoy what I do.
I’m really good at
making bad/lame jokes, laughing at myself, procrastinating, making people feel comfortable, drawing people out of their comfort zone, and algebra. Just to name a few (;
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my smile, piercings, hair or Falling Whistle. But feel free to add to the list should we make it past online introductions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I listen to just about everything (including country and EDM, but don't hold that against me) but some of the more frequently played are Foo Fighters, Switchfoot, Thrice, John Legend, Deathcab for Cutie, india.arie, Third Day, Justin Timberlake, Pierce the Veil, Two Door Cinema Club..

Movies/TV: Fight Club, A Bug's Life, The Lion King, The Office, HIMYM, Dexter, Once Upon a Time, Grey's Anatomy, Inception, The Notebook, The Master of Disguise, most Disney/Pixar movies really, One Fine Day, The Incredibles, Modern Family, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Boy Meets World, Back to the Future (1 and 2, not so much 3), Between the Folds, Mad Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Mary and Max, martial arts movies, foreign films..

Books: The Hunger Games, To Kill a Mockingbird, And Then There Were None, The Sartorialist, Mans Search for Meaning, most works by Chuck Palahniuk, The Great Gatsby
The six things I could never do without
My family and friends
Food
My faith
Music
Laughter
Cardigans
On a typical Friday night I am
Not a whole lot of "typical" in my schedule
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I walk with one foot in front of the other. Not always as easy as it sounds.

Also, I recently started juicing and I really dig it. The only downside is that it adds to the argument that I may be a hipster.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you picked up on my attempt at humor and smiled at least once.

Please don't message me if you're just looking to hook up. I've never been that type of person so no sense in wasting your time or mine.

I don't expect to meet "the one" on OKC but at the very least I'm hoping to meet quality people to build new friendships with. If sparks turn to fire, however, I probably won't reach for an extinguisher (;