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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 8:40am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Very often
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

i broke both arms 4 months ago, thats why i look skinny in the new long hair pics. but fuck yeah! you dont wanna fuck with my thighs haha

A little about me i guess.
i like to read, mostly scifi and fiction.
i love bike riding, and im an amazing cook
i have a decent job that i love, it dosent pay very well but its fun.
im funny, witty, and i love to be the butt end of a joke.

i like to have a good time, especially at a dingy bar or pool hall, freaking love going to shows, i try to go to at least a couple a month.

im a minimalist, i prefer to spend my money to have a good time rather than to buy stuff i dont need.

im a night person, after work you can usually find me perched on my porch listening to some old blues or metal drinking cheap beer with my roommate, trading stories and laughing for no reason other than the sheer joy of laughing.
or getting my ass kicked at pool, it seems like i get worse every time i play.

I live life for the stories, i love them, i love to make new ones, and i especially love to share the ones i know. im a very good storyteller.
my epitaph will be "its all about the stories".

edit 2015: i live alone now, edits are coming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working, other than that i tend to frequent a few bars, and i love going to shows here in town. mostly metal bluegrass,rockabilly and southern metal/rock

ive been collecting alot of nostalgia books lately, just about finished the full set of animorphs, took almost a year but zomg im only missing three! the last 2 written and the bastard ellimist chronicles. i might have to order those online somewhere.

im planning to thru hike the appalachian trail probably next year if you havent heard about it look it up, its beautiful and should provide alot of awesome stories.

been on this kick involving trying out different kinds of beer, favorite still is stouts and blonde ales, although mead was pretty interesting and im still looking for someone who wants to get sloppy with me on some absinthe, been eying a label for a while but nobody has the balls to indulge with me yet.
im in my second year of college, plan on opening my own business in a year or so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing at pool, people enjoy beating me at that damn game, and i enjoy getting beat. i think its because i trash talk near constantly when playing. its very rare for someone to finish whooping me and not have an ear to ear grin on their face.
i love to cook, especially BBQ, i make my own rubbing salt, my friends have threatened to kill me if i dont bring some over when they BBQ.
im pretty good at reading, im unbeatable in a staring contest, im a master makeout artist, kissing is my absolute favorite thing to do.
im an exceptional storyteller, and can rock an air guitar better than anyone.
i have a green thumb, can grow just about anything. right now im growing my one jalapenos onions and tomatoes.
im a pretty good shot with a .22 and a 60lb draw weight compound bow, as soon as i can afford it im getting a longbow made up, their expensive and i wanna get up to an 80lb draw weight before i invest in one.

i guess im also good at being awesome, its like a gift you know, its like i cant control it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes and attitude,
your probably laughing at a joke i cracked on myself or a story i told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
most of chuck palahniuks work,
orson scott card, sm stirrling are close seconds tho.

i love metal, manowar and job for a cowboy are my current faves,
but nothing beats pantera.
have a soft spot for metallica, judas priest, the eagles, deep purple, stevie ray vaugh, alice in chains, 40 below summer, blink 182, ill stop there, i can go on and on.

i watch a fair amount of movies also, not really into black and white flicks, i love forrest gump, i can pretty much quote the entire movie, i dont know why, i think its because hes so innocent it makes me nostalgic. also really dig stranger than fiction, i love that movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beer, books, pretty girls, dive bars, concerts and BBQued pork samwiches, caramelized onions and strawberries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the world will end, what im going to do tomorrow, and ghosts for some odd reason.

Also, i think alot about other people. for instance, i like to imagine what the person im talking to is actually thinking, what he sees and what he is feeling at that moment. coincidentally, ive been told im a great listener. it probably helps in telling stories also.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at my buddies house pregameing for the show were about to hit.
or at clicks playing pool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im pretty positive i wont meet the someone im looking for in this lifetime, so im just going to have fun and see what happens.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like to have some fun, you dont mind a light smoker, and you have some good stories to tell, or barring that, you want to make some good ones.

also, if your bored and wanna go grab a drink, im always up for meeting interesting people.