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My self-summary
From Omaha by way of Austin.

What I’m doing with my life
In a past life (read: until August 2014), I worked at OkCupid. Now I'm doing mobile development at a social media analytics company.
I’m really good at
Putting my thing down, flipping it, and reversing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I grow a great beard. If not that, then probably the burn scars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorites are probably The Picture of Dorian Gray and Catch 22. I'm currently reading Debt: the first 5000 years

Movies: My favorite is probably Office Space, and I enjoy anything Mel Brooks (especially Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and History of the World (Pt. I)).

TV: Archer is probably my favorite show on TV right now. I recently went through House of Cards, and other favorites are Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Louie, Scrubs, and Workaholics.

Music: The short list is The Lemonheads, Archers of Loaf, Eels, Replacements/Paul Westerberg, The Wrens, Guided by Voices, Pavement, Wu Tang. here

Food: I love sushi and have a weakness for any kind of Asian cuisine (Indian included), but I'll eat just about anything, really. With the exception of Sauvignon Blanc, I have yet to find any type of food that I don't enjoy at least part of the time. I'm trying to get better at cooking, but that is a slow, slow endeavor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my life needs more Maru in it.

Why people in this city are incapable of walking quickly and in a straight line.

Whether the double negative means that the Wu Tang Clan actually is something to fuck with.


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On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I hear someone say "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
You should message me if
You're smart, funny, and sweet. If you've generally got things figured out and you're happy with your life.

Or if this is the funniest thing you've ever seen

Or if you want to. I mean, if you don't, that's fine, I get that. But you're wrong and I hate you.