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24 M Fairfax, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"what did you go to school for?"
'i went for poetry and photography'
"what are you going to do with a degree like that?"
'be happy.'

we all took one of those "whats your actual age" tests at work once. it was poorly translated from Japanese, i got 39. its kind of endearing coming from a society whose majority population are Buddhists to be considered "enlightened." yeah, i guess i'll lead with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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i take my work more seriously than i take myself. i'm usually on a bus or a train for an eighth of my day. if i'm not at work or school, i'm either catching up on a self assigned reading or expanding my confused "recommended for you" netflix queue.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
problem solving, useless wikipedia knowledge, color management, making myself sound interesting, analytical punctuation, consistency, remembering what people were wearing during conversations and their tone of voice during said conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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usually its the beard or my height. i usually look like i know where places are because i always get asked for directions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"This is usually the point in the evening where my dates trying to convince me to read The Hunger Games."

the last three books i read;
portrait of my body - philip lopate
no medium - craig dworkin
savage dreams - rebecca solnit

last three spotify radio stations;
real life - send me an angel
sparta - cut your ribbon
hypnotic brass ensemble - black boy

last three movies i've seen;
palo alto
enter the void
strange wilderness

last tv shows i adopted;
moone boy
lie to me
cutthroat kitchen

i'll eat just about anything except sea urchin, i can't fucking stand sea urchin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good pen, a workable medium, the occasional family dinner, the tidal shifts, windows and cat litter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

why new york girls can't dance to polka & why glad girls only want to get you high,

the comfort of online dating sites- you're not alone in being alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing and other bodily functions.

thinking about what i want to do with my life;

a night with the boys;
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"i don't envision a very long life for myself, like i think my life will run out before my work does - you know? i've designed it that way."

deep down inside, i want to be a gallerina aka a gallery girl. i have also seen every episode of both king of the hill and malcom in the middle.
You should message me if
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you also enjoy semiotics

you've got recommendations on something to enjoy & i'll trade the favor.

you're june carter.

you feel like you want to i guess