Wow, this is embarrassing. My self-summary (and whole profile, really) is horribly, horribly out-of-date. Pics are also REALLY old. Will update very soon...ish.
5. Sports, both playing and watching
You not only appreciate correct spelling, grammar, and usage, but demand it of others. (Demand is a strong word, maybe encourage?)
You drink whisk(e)y.
You love old sayings and adages.
You love Alton Brown.
You want to swap guacamole recipes.