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lollershakes

27 / M / bisexual / Available

Toledo, Ohio

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6' 0" (1.82m).
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New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am goofy, idealistic, and full of fire.

My Self-Summary

I am currently studying philosophy as a grad student at the University of Toledo--it is good times. Once I graduate with my MA, I hope to continue on to a PhD program and be in academia forever--this prospect deeply excites me.

I am a human and like stuff and things, and other stuff and things like that.

I am currently in a relationship right now with a totally kickass lady, HypatiasGirl, who is also a philosopher and who I am totally crazy about, but we are definitely not exclusive; we are both open to new connections and experiences, so you would have to be down with non-monogamy, or with just being buds! Horray!

What I’m doing with my life

Drinking with friends, reading, reading in coffee shops, reading in bars, reading on the bus, being excited that I will never ever be able to read everything I want/need to read, playing pinball, playing co-ed rec league soccer, attempting to teach myself the guitar, attempting to teach myself French, attempting to do things that scare me, taking walks, being totally badass.

I’m really good at

Being a total ninja.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am a total ninja.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

-Books: Moby Dick, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Beyond Good and Evil, The History of Sexuality, The Odyssey, The Symposium, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The House of Leaves, Gender Trouble, The Second Sex, The Sex Which Is Not One, The Sun Also Rises, The Great Gatsby, Nausea, Siddhartha, Dead Souls, VALIS, A Scanner Darkly, The Human Condition--I <3 books!

-Movies: Orson Welles is my current obsession, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Dr. Stranglove, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Ong Bak, Kung Fu Hustle, Jackie Chang movies, Ghost Dog, Gummo, Shaun of the Dead, The King of Kong, All About Lilly Chou Chou, Spirited Away, Waking Life, I <3 Huckabees, Dial M for Murder, The Grindhouse, North by Northwest, The Seventh Seal, F for Fake, Brazil, Beetlejuice, Batman Begins, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Children of Men, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Down By Law, The Corporation, Last Year at Marienbad, and the new Star Trek was pretty damn sweet!

-Music: Radiohead, the Beatles, the Wu-Tang Clan, Sigur Ros, Mum, TV on the Radio, DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, the Pixies, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Manual, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, MIA, Mew, Del the Funky Homosapien, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, MF Doom, Dangermouse, Gnarls Barkley, M83, K-OS, Air, Dalek, The Flaming Lips, The Clash, The Dismemberment Plan, The Cure

-Food: I like food! It is tasty! Also I am a vegetarian, and I <3 local food! Yay!

Editors

The six things I could never do without

Philosophy, art, literature, friends, sex, love.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The thesis I need to have done by the end of this coming school year, the various forms of oppression and how to fight them, sex, revolution, rock and roll.

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing stuff.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Sometimes I buy a can of chocolate frosting and eat it with a spoon.

You should message me if

I want to meet others with fire in their bellies and lightning in their veins, I want to connect to people who are dissatisfied with the world and the way things are all while being completely and utterly in love with the world and everyone in it, I want to find like-minded souls who are driven to do and learn and create new and exciting things even if they don't yet know what those things are. It is also helpful if you believe that humans are capable or should be capable of connecting mentally, emotionally, and physically to more than one person; it's not that I don't believe in monogamy, clearly it exists and is perfectly fine for some people, I just am not one of those people.

¡Viva la Revolución!