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32 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:16am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm kind of a nerd, but the fun witty kind, not the socially awkward type.

I'm obsessed with music and movies and highly opinionated, you should be too.

Life is absurd and making fun of everything is the best.

Hobbies include drinking, dancing at some weird loft party until the wee hours, and providing running commentary for bad movies.
What I’m doing with my life
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I produce live online events. Murphy's Law is my life, I prepare for the worst.

In my free time, I make sweet DJ mixes. They are awesome and not douchey. I also edit rad mashup videos set to music.

I made these videos, they're the best.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movie references
Making awesome mixtapes
Making fun of everything
Holding my liquor
Returning video tapes
The first things people usually notice about me
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Self deprecating humor and knowledge of obscure pop culture. And sarcasm. Lots of sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Autechre, Aphex Twin, Boards Of Canada, Squarepusher, Flying Lotus, Luke Vibert, Machinedrum, Burial, A Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Madlib, MF Doom, Mos Def, People Under The Stairs, Can, Goblin, Synth pop from the 80s.


I have a penchant for shitty b-movies, future dystopias, and anything with zombies.

Any comedy where an idiot stumbles into vast amounts of money or Bill Murray makes an appearance is always welcome; The Jerk, Dumb and Dumber, Ghostbusters, and Groundhog Day, etc.


Mystery Science Theater 3000, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Arrested Development, Blue Planet, Planet Earth, Home Movies, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim, Tim & Eric, Party Down, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny, Mad Men, Delocated, Parks & Rec, and The Chris Gethard Show.


Most stuff by Philip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, H.P Lovecraft, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, and Michael Crichton. Other favorites include A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, the Harry Potter series, The Hunger Games. If you don't like Calvin and Hobbes, you can just get the hell out. Nonfiction books about anything bizarre.


I'm committed to the ongoing search for the perfect deli sandwich. Will try almost anything, except if I'm in Flushing. I'm sorry, but cold spicy beef tendons with jellyfish on a bed of pickled onions should not be served when a clueless white dude asks "What's good here?" You got me guys, good one, let's all have a good laugh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends from growing up
An endless supply of awesome music
70s/80s movies
Deli sandwiches
Crack cocaine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would survive the zombie apocalypse
All the crazy shit that lives at the bottom of the ocean
The technological singularity
If my 100% enemy on here is nefariously plotting my demise. I'm one step ahead of you, asshole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk. Dancing. Chillin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once haggled with a mugger and talked him down to $4. He was a terrible mugger. Honestly, find a new line of work.

I have a man crush on Kurt Russell. Dreamboat.
You should message me if
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You're smart, funny, cute, spontaneous, and interesting. You're kind of a dork, but are always up for partying or random adventures. You would watch nature documentaries with me without rolling your eyes. You want to day drink and dance like an idiot. You're sort of a grownup, but reluctantly because you can't resist being silly. You don't treat a first date like a job interview or cross-examination. You think I sound like fun and not the worst.

If you think Brad Neely is hilarious, there's a good chance we're going to get along just fine.

I realize my profile is long as fuck, so if you read the whole thing, well done. If you're still intrigued, let's talk.