When I was 12 years old I met up with an internet friend. After several months of the kind of intense flirting that only 12 year olds can do ("you like Green Day? I like Green Day too!"), we met outside McDonalds. It was a disaster. She didn't look like she did in the photos. The hour long bus journey had used up all my pocket money. I never spoke to her again. Internet, I'm giving you a second chance..

My name is Jamie. I work in TV. I like going to places and doing things.

The kind of girls I find attractive are usually friendly, caring and positive, and at least a bit clever. If you're none of these, then you sound like a horrible person and I'm curious to meet you.

I'm loving living in London and I like meeting new people, so get in touch and let's see what happens. Give me a woooo, maybe I'll do the whole gentleman thing and introduce myself. If not, then good luck in finding whatever it is you're looking for. Peace. One love. etc.

Book: Motley Crue 'The Dirt'. Movie: Napoleon Dynamite. Music: Death Cab For Cutie, The Gaslight Anthem, Girl Talk, Morrissey, 80s pop. Food: Mexican or lasagne (don't make me commit).

Least favourite people: anyone who lists 100 Belgian art-house films in this section. Stop pretending you don't love Disney.

Food, water, shelter, oxygen, my friends, orange juice.

rejection turns you on.