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25 Danville, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:55am
Black, Native American, Indian, White
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
LONDON K. KIMBERLY, form the BAY . Im a total hipster, great communicator. Far from your average bordO. Im Very cool, smart, and kinda selective . surprisingly im not the girl your parents told you about. I have a stressful life full of nooooo time at all witch I know yll find attractive ×)... I'm 100% the girl in my pictures, even the not so hot ones . I try to reply as much as I can unless your pretty gross or boobs are unacceptable. Also if im not interested, at least I message and said so. Please no nasty mail I dont need that....... I could really use another text buddy....... not..

Im never surprised. Do not need a sugar daddy, I party like its 1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I ama stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup, and make Delicious pink lemonade for all my friends ,Yep i'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day, and have the sweetest dreams:)....I dont usually date but when I do I date you

I'm really into live music and concerts, I used to sell my body in highschool to get money to go.
Total lie, but I love live music though ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a tiny lady bug thats lost her way

defending the bullied.

staying away from long uphill trails.

Keeping grimy people out of my life.

secured a business degree.
starting third business 2014 its a web company coders needed.

im actually personal assistant to at&t deputy manager.

Gluten free snacks and sassy remarks all day

Full time algebra2 teacher at connecting waters charter school.

saving the world from boring people

Wrapping myself up like a burrito on cold days

living LOVE, seeing people who wonder if they are seen
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
aging gracefully ,Encouraging hope, listening, teaching, admitting when im wrong. complimenting people. helping with your emotional problems, and making men nervous. making good choices. I have jokes for days. ;) and i love to play zombie games i get so scared but im really good at them. loving people. Knowing when to let go. Opening my eyes to whats really going on. Focusing on the people who I love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im told Im a bit Intimidating
I have extreme self respect.
My breath is minty fresh.
I Say the funniest things..
my eyes and my heart, also very attentive. and i sing love songs to guys its just fun they get all shy. I love to make people smile.
I talk like a white person so im told
I invent things in seconds
Im ok with learning from others
Will not be treated unwell.
I let people know if im crushing on them no sweat

I do this thing where I look deeply into people's eye's and they say "yes" and then I look away its how ive initiated most of my relationships

I need somebody to look at me the way I look at tacos

Smart Phone, smart girl
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I swear im married but, he lived in the 1920's
If you dont like house music please go

.love Imogen heap

Josh groban
Rick Ross
lana del ray ; )
love to
My car is a freakin dance party
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Real people.

water from my bathroom filter





Clear mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Its hard to say at this point, ive been thinking alot of nothing
would i date meee... i think yessss
how much I hate poeple that try to kiss me in movies, or on first dates ewwww
what attracts old men to me?

LOVE perfect lips>
where are the real people at?????

why the weirds hit up my page......OmG...

how adult's have their parents paying their car payments,,,, what?
Ya your parents forgot to pay my cell phone bill too, that's why we cant talk anymore.

if your ugly and annoying, how do you win.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awe sigh. .... im working like a duck

texting you till I fall asleep :)

oh and im also very much into sleeping every chance I get.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can only diet 2 hours at a time
I stepped on a California poppy

Let it go let it go :)))))
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
Im really not intrested in your one tatoo, (every creepy shirtless guy on here)
I weigh 140 pounds
yep im a somebody actually messaged me to say that and it was rude as hell
I like to write love poems...........i dream of kissing perfect lips
I feel ugly sometimes
somebody asked me if i drink and i said juice boxes
im not afraid to tell the truth

I thought DTF was (DOWN) (TO) (FOLD) like clothes....

I'm a crazy b, when it comes to candy crush

Somehow I got nicknamed LUUUUNCH...SLOW black mans voice :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are over 35, or ghetto dont you dare

You are not married and on a break.

your chill with none clingy girls.
You've seen a girl without make up and appreciated it.
You have the ability to make plans :)
you know right and wrong.

people can trust you in their bathrooms

Good looking with no personality. .....bahaha
Peppermint tea sounds really good at 2am

You persui what you want full force.

trust me boy, banz dont make me dance.

No just go:) if your read this far, just go take a bath you silly sloth