Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
LONDON K. KIMBERLY, form the BAY . Im a total hipster, great
communicator. Far from your average bordO. Im Very cool, smart, and
kinda selective . surprisingly im not the girl your parents told
you about. I have a stressful life full of nooooo time at all witch
I know yll find attractive ×)... I'm 100% the girl in my pictures,
even the not so hot ones . I try to reply as much as I can unless
your pretty gross or old...man boobs are unacceptable. Also if im
not interested, at least I message and said so. Please no nasty
mail I dont need that....... I could really use another text
Im never surprised. Do not need a sugar daddy, I party like its
1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths
outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win
tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary
four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I ama
stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I
consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read
paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and
still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of
corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30
minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna
be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket.
I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On
Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of
charge. I eat soup, and make Delicious pink lemonade for all my
friends ,Yep i'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day, and have the
sweetest dreams:)....I dont usually date but when I do I date
I'm really into live music and concerts, I used to sell my body in
highschool to get money to go.
Total lie, but I love live music though ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a tiny lady bug thats lost her way
defending the bullied.
staying away from long uphill trails.
Keeping grimy people out of my life.
secured a business degree.
starting third business 2014 its a web company coders needed.
im actually personal assistant to at&t deputy manager.
Gluten free snacks and sassy remarks all day
Full time algebra2 teacher at connecting waters charter
saving the world from boring people
Wrapping myself up like a burrito on cold days
living LOVE, seeing people who wonder if they are seen
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
aging gracefully ,Encouraging hope, listening, teaching, admitting
when im wrong. complimenting people. helping with your emotional
problems, and making men nervous. making good choices. I have jokes
for days. ;) and i love to play zombie games i get so scared but im
really good at them. loving people. Knowing when to let go. Opening
my eyes to whats really going on. Focusing on the people who I
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im told Im a bit Intimidating
I RARLY ANSWERE MY PHONE.
I have extreme self respect.
My breath is minty fresh.
I Say the funniest things..
my eyes and my heart, also very attentive. and i sing love songs to
guys its just fun they get all shy. I love to make people
I talk like a white person so im told
I invent things in seconds
Im ok with learning from others
Will not be treated unwell.
I let people know if im crushing on them no sweat
I do this thing where I look deeply into people's eye's and they
say "yes" and then I look away its how ive initiated most of my
I need somebody to look at me the way I look at tacos
Smart Phone, smart girl
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I swear im married but, he lived in the 1920's
If you dont like house music please go
.love Imogen heap
lana del ray ; )
My car is a freakin dance party
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water from my bathroom filter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Its hard to say at this point, ive been thinking alot of
would i date meee... i think yessss
how much I hate poeple that try to kiss me in movies, or on first
what attracts old men to me?
LOVE perfect lips>
where are the real people at?????
why the weirds hit up my page......OmG...
how adult's have their parents paying their car payments,,,,
Ya your parents forgot to pay my cell phone bill too, that's why we
cant talk anymore.
if your ugly and annoying, how do you win.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awe sigh. .... im working like a duck
texting you till I fall asleep :)
oh and im also very much into sleeping every chance I get.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can only diet 2 hours at a time
I stepped on a California poppy
Let it go let it go :)))))
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
Im really not intrested in your one tatoo, (every creepy shirtless
guy on here)
I weigh 140 pounds
yep im a nigger......lol somebody actually messaged me to say that
and it was rude as hell
I like to write love poems...........i dream of kissing perfect
I feel ugly sometimes
somebody asked me if i drink and i said juice boxes
im not afraid to tell the truth
I thought DTF was (DOWN) (TO) (FOLD) like clothes....
I'm a crazy b, when it comes to candy crush
Somehow I got nicknamed LUUUUNCH...SLOW black mans voice :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are over 35, or ghetto dont you dare
You are not married and on a break.
your chill with none clingy girls.
You've seen a girl without make up and appreciated it.
You have the ability to make plans :)
you know right and wrong.
people can trust you in their bathrooms
Good looking with no personality. .....bahaha
Peppermint tea sounds really good at 2am
You persui what you want full force.
trust me boy, banz dont make me dance.
No just go:) if your read this far, just go take a bath you silly
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