The kind of girls I find attractive are usually friendly, caring and positive, and at least a bit clever. If you're none of these, then you sound like a horrible person and I'm curious to meet you.
I work in TV, I live in Camden and I eat too many satsumas. I have recently started doing stand up comedy (terrifying).
If you're lame and can't think of anything to say, just say hello... maybe I'll do the whole gentleman thing and introduce myself. ;)