When I was in my early teens I met up with an internet friend. After several months of the only kind of flirting I was capable of at the time ("you like Green Day? I like Green Day too!"), we met outside McDonalds. It was a disaster. She didn't look like she did in the photos. The hour long bus journey had used up all my pocket money. I never spoke to her again. Internet, I'm giving you a second chance..
The kind of girls I find attractive are usually friendly, caring and positive, and at least a bit clever. If you're none of these, then you sound like a horrible person and I'm curious to meet you.
I work in TV, I live in Camden, London, and I eat too many satsumas. I have recently started doing stand up comedy (terrifying).
If you're lame and can't think of anything to say, just say hello... maybe I'll do the whole gentleman thing and introduce myself. ;)