Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was in my early teens I met up with an internet friend.
After several months of the only kind of flirting I was capable of
at the time ("you like Green Day? I like Green Day too!"), we met
outside McDonalds. It was a disaster. She didn't look like she did
in the photos. The hour long bus journey had used up all my pocket
money. I never spoke to her again. Internet, I'm giving you a
The kind of girls I find attractive are usually friendly, caring
and positive, and at least a bit clever. If you're none of these,
then you sound like a horrible person and I'm curious to meet
I work in TV, I live in Camden and I eat too many satsumas. I have
recently started doing stand up comedy (terrifying).
If you're lame and can't think of anything to say, just say
hello... maybe I'll do the whole gentleman thing and introduce