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When I was in my early teens I met up with an internet friend.
After several months of the only kind of flirting I was capable of
at the time ("you like Green Day? I like Green Day too!"), we met
outside McDonalds. It was a disaster. She didn't look like she did
in the photos. The hour long bus journey had used up all my pocket
money. I never spoke to her again. Internet, I'm giving you a
The kind of girls I find attractive are usually friendly, caring
and positive, and at least a bit clever. If you're none of these,
then you sound like a horrible person and I'm curious to meet
I work in TV, I live in Camden, London, and I eat too many
satsumas. I have recently started doing stand up comedy
If you're lame and can't think of anything to say, just say
hello... maybe I'll do the whole gentleman thing and introduce
The first things people usually notice about me
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People often presume that I'm a thug because of the hair and are
surprised that I'm actually friendly. On the plus side - I get two
seats to myself on the bus.
You should message me if
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