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27 M Lehigh Acres, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:10am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name's Rich.
I work at an elementary school and write prose sporadically.
I'm funny as hell if you give me the chance to be.
I may not be the prettiest guy around but I'm more than worth my weight in gold. (No, I'm not rich, I'm just awesome.)
I can be shy, but I can also make you blush.
I'm unmarried and have no children of my own.
I have a job and a car.
I'm a Christian.
I'm almost positive that I'm not insane.
I'm honest.
I can cook.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an elementary school, maintaining the technological teaching aids, computers, network, and software campus-wide.
I'm hoping to be a published sci-fi/fantasy author one day. I'd love to be published by Tor.
I currently live with my disabled elderly mother. I help take care of her and such when she needs it. I'm also working to make her more independent to prepare her for when I will inevitably move out.

I'm really looking for somebody to share my life with outside of my friends/family.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, tearing apart computers and other electronics and successfully putting them back together, cooking, eating what I cook, teaching people about things that I know, looking like Seth Rogen, and losing to everybody imaginable in video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, goofy smile, sparse beard, silvery-blue eyes, curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, the Drizzt books by R.A. Salvatore, The Belgariad series and The Mallorean series by David and Leigh Eddings, the Erevis Cale books by Paul S. Kemp, Elantris and The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson.

Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Toy Story, The Land Before Time, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars, Star Trek, Shutter Island, The Time Traveler's Wife, Where the Wild Things Are, Back to the Future Trilogy, Gladiator, Frequency, The Prestige, Boondock Saints, Inception. Just a few I could think of off the top of my head.

TV Shows: Boy Meets World, Grounded for Life, Lost, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, Futurama, Tosh.0, Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, Comedy Central Presents, Scrubs, Old Nickelodeon cartoons, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Good Eats, Discovery, History and Travel channels, etc.

Metallica, Chevelle, Sick Puppies, Paramore, Flyleaf, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for My Valentine, System of a Down, Nobuo Uematsu, Avenged Sevenfold, Feist, Norah Jones, Finger Eleven, A Perfect Circle, etc.

Pasta, pizza, desserts, fruits, smoky meats, seafood.
The six things I could never do without
My godchildren
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that will never happen. Being the most wealthy man in the world and what I would do with all that money. What I would do with three wishes. How I would react to being thrown into one of the worlds from my favorite books. What things will be like when we become a truly space-faring planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home or at a friend's house. Playing video games or watching TV/movies. Perhaps out at the movies or a restaurant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me. Chances are, I'll answer it. I hide nothing, to be honest.

Also, I like to talk to a person I'm interested in. A lot. I hope you won't mind a bit of texting and talking on the phone at least until we decide to have our first date.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're really looking for a committed relationship with a man who is compassionate, smart, funny, and affectionate.