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lonely-carl

27 Cape Coral, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–70
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm just looking for real human beings to have mutually beneficial interactions with and see where it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing poetry and working on stand up comedy. Planning my journey out west to try my hand at acting and just in general have fun living life. I would really enjoy to be able to travel a lot. If I could afford one thing right now it would be a three month vacation in Thailand. Oh and a VW hippie van would be the icing on the cake. I'm also working a lot and only free on weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, writing and giving awesome massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not sure. I don't ask people what the first thing they notice is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Free Talk Live, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bored To Death, Dexter, Californication, Entourage, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, Three's Company, Frasier, Seinfeld, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Workaholics, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Ben Show, South Park, most anything on Comedy Central.

BOOKS: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Shark Hunt, Songs of the Doomed, Junky, Queer, Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, American On Purpose, Snuff, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor
Movies:Fight Club, The Darjeeling Limited, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Quentin Tarantino Movies, The Streetfighter, Return Of the Streetfighter, The Chinese Connection, Fists of Fury, John Woo's Foreign Films, Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, A Streetcar Named Desire, Rebel Without A Cause, The Rocky films, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Harrison Bergeron, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and lots more.
MUSIC: Mumford and Sons, The Black Angels, The Black Keys, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Der Blutharsch, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, Death In June, Beirut, Ariel Pink, Ride, Slowdive, The Jesus and Mary Chain, John Cale, Animal Collective, The Shins, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Interpol, The Killers, Sunny Day Real Estate, Neutral Milk Hotel, Belle and Sebastian, Goddamn Electric Bill, The Bravery, Stone Temple Pilots, The Slip, Elliot Smith, Ben Folds, Bauhaus, Joy Division, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, Wolfsheim, David Bowie, The Violent Femmes, The Velvet Underground, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Rites of Spring, Social Distortion, Dead Boys, The Misfits, Alice in Chains, Lou Reed, Nico, My Bloody Valentine, Bob Dylan, Nancy Sinatra, Roy Orbison, and lots more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I couldn't do without music, movies, sex, companionship, the internet, and the phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, making movies, music, friends, women, sex, psychedelics and politics. Comedy is my religion. I especially love the stand up comic greats such as Steve Hughes, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Louie CK and Joe Rogan. Also, how the fuck do people get so brainwashed to be sucking all up on the State's cock and balls?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a typical Friday night.
You should message me if
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You feel like it
You are a Geoist
You're into Shamanism
You hate this site just as much as me
You're a real human being not a robot
You think outside of the box
We are a high match
You are a loving, peaceful, chill person
You believe in ethical hedonism
You're empathetic and therefore find this world and society's views repulsive for what they do to the human condition.
You find me attractive and would like to share mutual sexual pleasure.

You shouldn't message me if you lack empathy and
support oppression.