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lonely-carl

26 M Cape Coral, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
This website is a sausage fest. I know it, you know it, everyone who hears about the fact that you're on a dating site knows it, everyone who deliberately and wisely avoids dating sites altogether for this very reason knows it. If you join here and you're a girl, you immediately get two dozen dicks a day flying at your face just for having a picture. And if you're a guy, you either do a song and dance to try to stand out amongst the hundred other dicks the girl you're talking to saw just that day while constantly telling yourself not to be discouraged by the 60+% of times you get all that effort just ignored, or else you . . . sit back and get ignored. Not only do I know this because OKTrends data analysis has proven that even the most attractive men get less introductory messages than most low-average women, I know this because my old, much more carefully crafted profile used to get several introductory messages per day if I posted some kind of update or two to put myself on the top page. Most of the girls sending those messages admitted that even they couldn't remember the last introductory message they had sent. With that said, I've decided to scrap that old carefully crafted profile in favor of something, to my eyes, a lot more 'real.' Why? I want some idea that our 'relationship' (of whatever kind it is) might last beyond one very superficial 'nice date.' I've had two or three of those since starting this profile, and they just aren't worth the time. Well, figuring that out obviously takes putting what you may or may not consider 'blemishes' of my personality right up front. 'Here are the things you might hate about me.' And if we get that out of the way: hey! Maybe we can take a walk knowing there aren't any landmines hiding, lying in wait. I am not a fucking fan of the "let's tell each other only our most favorable attributes in order to try to create a selective, illusory and idealistic impression of ourselves" game. I can play it. I'm not bad at it. I've had that validated. But I refuse to. And if that gets me less "success," good: the girls (and people in general) it would have given me "success" with are exactly those I shouldn't waste my time investing in. So. If you visit my profile, I'll respectfully leave it to you to either say something or not. For the sake of efficiency and because I'm not going to spend my time trying to compete with the dozens of other guys desperately trying to get in your face every day as a matter of principle with the foreknowledge that a majority of that effort will definitely be wasted, I will take no message sent after a profile view as an official rejection and I won't send a message back.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing poetry and working on stand up comedy. Planning my journey out west to try my hand at acting and just in general have fun living life. I would really enjoy to be able to travel a lot. If I could afford one thing right now it would be a three month vacation in Thailand. Oh and a VW hippie van would be the icing on the cake. I'm also working a lot and only free on weekends.
I’m really good at
Photography, writing and giving awesome massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not sure. I don't ask people what the first thing they notice is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Free Talk Live, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bored To Death, Dexter, Californication, Entourage, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, Three's Company, Frasier, Seinfield, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Workaholics, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Ben Show, South Park, most anything on Comedy Central.

BOOKS: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Shark Hunt, Songs of the Doomed, Junky, Queer, Farenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, American On Purpose, Snuff, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor
Movies:Fight Club, The Darjeeling Limited, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Quentin Tarantino Movies, The Streetfighter, Return Of the Streetfighter, The Chinese Connection, Fists of Fury, John Woo's Foreign Films, Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, A Streetcar Named Desire, Rebel Without A Cause, The Rocky films, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Harrison Burgeron, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and lots more.
MUSIC: Der Blutharsch, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, Death In June, Beirut, Ariel Pink, Ride, Slowdive, The Jesus and Mary Chain, John Cale, Animal Collective, The Shins, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Interpol, The Killers, Sunny Day Real Estate, Neutral Milk Hotel, Belle and Sebastian, Goddamn Electric Bill, The Bravery, Stone Temple Pilots, The Slip, Elliot Smith, Ben Folds, Bauhaus, Joy Division, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, Wolfsheim, David Bowie, The Violent Femmes, The Velvet Underground, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Rites of Spring, Social Distortion, Dead Boys, The Misfits, Alice in Chains, Lou Reed, Nico, My Bloody Valentine, Bob Dylan, Nancy Sinatra, Roy Orbison, and lots more.
The six things I could never do without
I couldn't do without music, movies, books, companionship, the internet, and the phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, making movies, music, friends, women, sex, psychedelics and politics. Comedy is my religion. I especially love the stand up comic greats such as Steve Hughes, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Louie CK and Joe Rogan.
On a typical Friday night I am
having a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm planning to move to San Fran and start seeing a sex therapist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to find out more about me. You are not pretentious. You can understand that the human mind is quite complex. You're chill as fuck.