Someone asked me about my predictions for the Oscars. I predicted that he'll always be a grouch. See. Quirky.
Although I can write like a fiend and am never crass, my return rate seems to be around 1-2% here on OkCupid! And THIS is where you come in. If you are going to be passive and wait for messages here, they may either not exist or you wish they didn't exist. If you see someone you would like to get to know better, like, oh I dunno, me - then write them/me. Random looks at profiles really aren't hints.
I am here to find my soulmate and not to text/never meet.
Now back to our sponsors:
What I enjoy doing but am bad at.
Bikram Yoga; and
Pool (ya know, with a queue).
And starting sentences with 'and'.
What I'm ridiculously skilled at
Teaching college math, finance and statistics;
Well, that's pretty much it.