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51 Bellevue, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 38–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:53pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a quirky way of looking at life and create humour whenever I can. I am a cyclist and professor. I'm a voracious reader of perfectly good books and e-books.

Someone asked me about my predictions for the Oscars. I predicted that he'll always be a grouch. See. Quirky.

Although I can write like a fiend and am never crass, my return rate seems to be around 1-2% here on OkCupid! And THIS is where you come in. If you are going to be passive and wait for messages here, they may either not exist or you wish they didn't exist. If you see someone you would like to get to know better, like, oh I dunno, me - then write them/me. Random looks at profiles really aren't hints.

I am here to find my soulmate and not to text/never meet.


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What I enjoy doing but am bad at.
Crossword puzzles;
Bikram Yoga; and
Pool (ya know, with a queue).
And homonyms.
And starting sentences with 'and'.

What I'm ridiculously skilled at
Teaching college math, finance and statistics;
Trivia; and
Well, that's pretty much it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Molding my minions so I'll have a strong calculus based army when the revolution comes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling people what 'I'm really good at'.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm calm and make every effort to keep drama attracting and drama creating people out of my life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The latest books on my nightstand:

Some Neil Gaiman books, 'The equation that couldn't be solved', 'Bhopal' because I don't know enough about it, Stephenson trilogy, Kushiels *'ology, history of the Mustang Ranch (for, um, research purposes).

The quirkier, the better: Benny and Joon, Being John Malkovich, After Hours, Princess Bride, The Secretary, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Trust, The Unbelievable Truth, No Such Thing, Raising Arizona, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Blood Simple, Hudsucker Proxy, O Brother, Where art Though?, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Groundhog Day, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; The LOTR series; the Matrix series; The Rome TV series; The Deadwood Series; The Carnivale series; Doc Marten; Ballykissangel; The Peep Show; The Young Ones.

Most any European opera, lots of classical music, 60's rock and psychedelica, 70's Big Hair, 80's skinny ties and all. Moby, Apocalyptica, G & R, UFO, Leonard Cohen, Best band ever - Modern Lovers, any band with a female lead singer that has a low voice...swoon.

Indian, Italian, Mexican, as long as it's vegetarian. Chocolate of any flavour, my beloved chocolate almond milk.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My titanium road bicycle

My convertible

My Turkish Vans

My awesome sense of humour

Smart people

Narural latex bed and bamboo sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coupled oscillators: In South America, fireflies begin the evening *flashing* randomly, but as the night goes on, their flashings tend to synchronize and by the end of the evening, entire trees are flashing in sync, signaling each other.

I often think that it wouldn't matter if I fill out this box or not.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Setting my alibi up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stole a chunk of peat from a bog in Ireland and brought it back in my suitcase. Because reasons.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a long term relationship and prefer to meet in person sooner, rather than later. Endless email exchanges are, well, endless :^(

Also, if you have mad useless skills of some type: you speak Klingon, you have a blender that can grind up a golf club, your turntable can play backwards, you play air didgeridoo professionally, you play the saw and the washboard at the same time, you can coax cancer cells to do things that are illegal in Texas, you divide by zero AND LIKE IT!