OK but so here's what I'm like:
Empathy is my strong suit. I consider things from as many different angles as possible. I'm thoughtful to a fault, and I can sometimes get trapped in my own head.
I'm dorky. I wear weird clothes and I'm really into linguistics. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I'm pretty dang funny, though sometimes I'm the only one who thinks so. I like silliness and cute things. I'm a grown man who really likes unicorns. I own a bunch of funny domain names on the internet. I think skeletons are badass. I'm not above making a lame pun.
I'm into literature and I love to play with language. I spend a lot of time on my computer. I like to be different, even when that's dumb. I love irony unironically. Pink is my favorite color. I love animated gifs.
I sneeze like a dog who forgot how to bark right.
I'm an annoying mix of cold logic and hot emotion. I strive for moderation in all things, and my philosophy has been strongly influenced by Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics. I like to say stuff that I think makes me sound smart. I was, until pretty recently, a religious guy, but I'm over it.
I like to invent new emoticons. >B]