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longoriafan

29 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Originally from upstate NY, I've been in Austin for almost four years, and I'm not looking back.

I'm pretty liberal, but mostly I think it's because I strive to be a decent human being. In short, I am pro-feminism, anti-racism, anti-homophobia. You know, traits of decent human beings. If you're not those things, just jetpack out now.

I enjoy good conversation - about anything.

I have a comic book collection, and I watch cartoons on a daily basis. This shit keeps you young, people. Take notes.

That said, I also love baseball, and I would love to care about hockey again. I can't stand football. SORRY, TEXAS.
What I’m doing with my life
For the past 3 1/2 years, I had been a high school math teacher (precalc, algebra 2, personal finance, state exam prep) at an amazing alternative high school. During the last week of school this year, however, I was notified that starting in August, I'll be working basically as the high school math teacher for long term out of school suspension in the same district. It'll be interesting.

I'm also trying to get into better shape (isn't everyone?). I try to get to the gym as much as I can, and the summer has been a nice opportunity to really get serious about it.

Lastly, I'm enjoying life with my neurotic dachshund mix, Dax. He's really the best ever and would love to meet you, I'm sure.
I’m really good at
Just about god damn everything. It's a blessing and a curse. You wouldn't understand.

My specialties include making fun of anything, drawing sometimes, quoting Robocop (the original), math, and being taller than you. I've really got that last one nailed down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. If I'm sitting, probably my blue eyes. Maybe my fancy New York accent. I guess I'm not sure...

I've been told I pull off flip flops well and have good eyebrows. Not to brag or anything, but I'm just saying it's been said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Besides X-MEN comics? Tough one. I like lots of stuff. HP, His Dark Materials, Stephen King, blah blah. Over not such a long time ago, I've read all of the Hunger Games books. Mockingjay was probably the worst thing I've read since the Ghost Rider movie adaptation - woof. The Lovely Bones was another recent read, and it was fantastic. Currently, I'm in the middle of Moneyball, Princess Bride, abd Reservation Blues. No clue which I'll be finishing first.

Movies I can watch over and over without wanting to shoot my face off: The Scout, Major League, Old School, Hellboy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Clifford (oh god, yes, Clifford), The Princess and the Frog. Nightwatch and Daywatch were damn awesome, too, but like Pan's Labyrinth, I can't watch them over and over because I have to read them. Bummer, foreign, non-dubbed films! Why do you have to be so good??? Speaking of foreign films, Oldboy was ridiculously fucked up and amazing.

Shows are limited for the most part to whatever's good on Netflix. Since finishing Bernie Mac, I haven't really found a new show to watch on there, but i want to get into Orange is the New Black. I've recently been on an anime kick, and that has included Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, abd Dragonball Z - sorry, geek alert. I also like HIMYM, X-Files, Seinfeld, Friends, and Dexter before the end of the Lithgow season. I'm scarred for life.

Belle and Sebastian (that's god damn right, I started with Belle and Sebastian because I'm a man's man and that music is legit awesome), Pixies, Of Monsters and Men, Mumford and Sons, The Killers (pre Sawdust or whatever their shitty 3rd album was called), Pink Floyd, The Smiths (and solo Morrissey), The Cure, most classic rock, plenty of alternative, no country, not much rap.

Food - I'm open to trying new things, but I like most of what I've had. I want to try sushi, but it seems gross. I enjoy a good Chinese buffet (South Park Meadows!).
The six things I could never do without
Dax, the gym, a bed, the internet, terrible (hilarious) jokes, my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Turning 30. So far, the stress of turning 29 was a million times worse, so I think that's a good sign.

Where will I get my next tattoo?

And how I'm going to end up living in Australia.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym and then just hanging out with Netflix and my dog. Occasionally, I'll go out to happy hour with coworkers or I might be at a friend's place drinking and stuff. Typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of my 20s have been spent in two separate long term relationships, and this dating thing is tougher than I imagined.

Also, this isn't private, but it feels appropriate here. I hate my username. My friend signed me up, and she asked me to pick a username but not to worry about it because I could probably just change it later. THAT COSTS MONEY, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN CAPITALIZE IT APPROPRIATELY. We're no longer friends (yes, we are).

KGSR is quickly becoming the radio station I'm least likely to flip away from. That's more cool than lame, right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You need help on your math homework. I might be good for most things up to calculus. Might.

You want to play Words with Friends. I'm admittedly not as awesome as I had previously thought. Plus, if you want to play, maybe that damn word coach will leave me alone.

You like anime and/or American cartoons, superheroes, comics, etc.

You have a good sense of humor and aren't easily offended. And you appreciate terrible jokes.

If you have a tattoos and like punk rock and are super sarcastic. I want friends like that.

You are nice and accepting and want to chat with me or meet up sometime to do something fun, even if it's just grabbing a drink and a bite to eat on a patio somewhere.