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longsconway

28 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I savor the moon till six in the morning , I got diamonds for soul , im a regular dude.

I found my thrill on blueberry hill

I'm against all digits below and above the number 9 , and nitrogen

Sometimes , just sometimes , i get very suspicious about the moon

The film The Terminator was based on true events that happen in my everyday life

So was Jurassic Park

I like robots
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
work. and the occasional fun when i can find it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my nine to five can't take my soul.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the unforgettable mix of awkwardness , dashing charm , and roundhouse kicking abilities

also how drunk i am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitchhikers guide , Slapstick , Amusing ourselves to death , First you build a could , The drunkards walk. Mostly nonfiction though.

Terry Gilliam , Cohen Bros. , John Waters , Kubrick, Bobcat Goldthwait . And many others

Pretty much anything from G.G. Allin to Black Moth Super Rainbow. Just depends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boobs
Puppies
Credence Clearwater Revival
Food
Water
Legos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
theoretical physics , far away places , things i have no control over , absurdities , what that shiny thing across the room could be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Usually working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Something about something.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're the kinda person who likes to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested.

I can be quite shy at times , if you want to say hi , just do it . Cause I might just be nervous to do it myself.