Who am I? Where do I begin...I don't know. I've looked at this box until my eyes were blood-shot and finally decided that it's practically impossible for me to describe who I am in just a few paragraphs. But, since I am giving this whole online dating thing a shot, and not one to pass up a challenge, I think it's worth my time to give it a shot.

What am I like....well, this is where most guys probably gloat about how great they are but I prefer to retain my modest, sarcastic demeanor. I am a true New Yorker and an attorney. I love my friends, my family, and my job. I love what I do but, at the same time, I'm not a lawyer when I leave the office. I run, travel, write, dance, and sing karaoke. If all this has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also shoot from the hip, like arguing with people, refuse to take crap from people, and can generally be an asshole but, you know, the kind that usually draws laughter....and I try to keep it in the courtroom.

Why am I on OKCupid? Have you been to the bars and clubs lately? Thank you. Kidding. Seriously though, the girls at bars haven't worked out. I feel this is a much more intelligent approach as I can be selective and get to know someone better.

Working towards the day where I am the one that gets to say "Overruled."

Sleeping standing up.

My chest. Helloooo, up here ladies.

Who cares? Let's go out, there's a whole world out there.

Food, water, air, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone.

La la lalalala la lalalala.......I'm sorry, what?

Doing something atypical.

Well this one time in band camp......CENSORED.

You've read this far and want to talk. And why not? I talk to random people all the time. There's nothing to it and it's damn good fun usually.