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WaldenWanderer

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Crazy like a fox. Founder of some website. Sucker for Jamo, dark temptresses and girls that are taller than me (don't ask).
What I’m doing with my life
Lawyer turned Entrepreneur. Yeah. That happened.
I’m really good at
Making funny jokes 1 out of 10 times, pretending I'm smart, playing with kids, dogs, and old people. Crosswords. Whispering sweet nothings. Not being able to multi-task. Using hyphens even when they're not appropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I read one more "you tell me" I'll vomit. I vomit a lot. But no one notices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There's not enough time...quick shout-outs to arrested development for one, and Italian food for two...music/books/movies... I'm deaf, dumb, and blind. Clearly (hopefully) like HDT, not so clearly, will put on Stevie Nicks in my car when no one else is around--the proverbial equivalent of drinking alone.
The six things I could never do without
Family. The Great Outdoors. Great Conversation. Electoral Dysfunction. Wikipedia. Cheese. Terse prose. Breaking Rules (and Bad... RIP WW).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my start-up can change the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinks, work, movies and everything in between. Like to be in places where I can talk-- it's my best chance at gettin lucky. Uncrowded rooftops (they exist) are a plus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pigeons like to poop on my head. "Is he kidding?". No. And it won't come out. I just want to feel clean. That, and that I'm named after a mouse... let your imagination run wild with that brain-buster.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think we can make each other laugh