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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 9
My self-summary
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I'm a simple man, just looking for a simple partner. Spaghetti-O's and applesauce!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a large and varied garden gnome collection and am always looking for my next one.

I spend my days working in retail management--oh, the horror stories I could tell! Ask me about inventory. ;)

I spend my nights building lego cities and playing Minecraft. Oh, and cruising OkCupid. ;) Hahahaha!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't like to toot my own horn, but I make a seriously MEAN fondue.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My neanderthal nose structure, sadly. I have an enormous nose. It's just huge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Who reads? Isn't that what movies are for? Hahahaha!

I adore Downtown Abbey. More tea, Fredricks!

I'm not into all of these Zombie shows everyone is so keen on.

My music is so varied, it's really hard to pin down. I love Willie Nelson, Heart, and Lynrd Skynrd over all else.

I will eat anything that had a face. Except YOU. Hahaha!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Zombie shows (Hahahaha!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I am so woefully single. Maybe you can help me change that!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Weeping softly in the shower.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh, no you don't! I won't fall for THAT again! Hahahaha!!! ;)
You should message me if
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You're not a zombie! Hahahaha!