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25 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:42pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I never know what to put into these things so please do not judge me too much on this.
I like to joke around. I realize life is short and I am not immortal so I would rather enjoy life while I can.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time during the week but have nights and weekends off.
I’m really good at
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Not sleeping
Playing guitar
Picking out mistakes in movies
Keeping promises
Looking for my glasses while I am wearing them
Logic and reason
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am thin and have long hair. My personality and sense of humor tend to get noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I do not read as much as I should. Anything monster related. Otherwise Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Scott Pilgrim, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Art of War, and The Creature From Jekyll Island.

My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski, followed by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Otherwise movies: Fargo, Burn After Reading, Dirty Harry, Full Metal Jacket, The Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park, Donnie Darko, Kill Bill, Unforgiven, Heavy Metal (1981), A Clockwork Orange, and Gran Torino. (there are a lot of other movies I enjoy as well)

I listen to mainly older Heavy Metal. Judas Priest is my favorite band. Otherwise Dio, Bathory, Iced Earth, Mayhem, Type O Negative, Helloween, Queensryche, Sons of Liberty, Yngwie Malmsteen, Heavan and Hell, Ozzy Osbourne, Manilla Road, Iron Maiden, Sanctuary, Nevermore, Warrel Dane, Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, Mortiis, Celtic Frost, Motorhead, Saint Vitus, Halford, Hamerfall, Helstar, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Accept, Amon Amarth, Fields of the Nephilim, Sisters of Mercy, Manowar, Megadeth, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Saxon, Primus, and so much more...

Shows: The Walking Dead every sunday when it airs, South Park every wednesday when it airs, The X-Files, Metalocalypse, Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Big Bang Theory, The Twilight Zone (original), The Simpson's, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, and King of the Hill.

Food: Steak. Lately I have been trying to eat healthy foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Jeep (my own transportation. Wish I had not bought a Jeep lol)
Comfy clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things, my mind tends to wander. I know it is time to stop thinking when my mind starts to argue with itself.
End of the world plans. (By end of the world plans, I mean all the smart ass answers I give people who ask me "What are you're end of the world plans?")
What I would do for a Klondike bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mixing radiation, frog DNA, and different bacteria life together in test tubes with the goal of growing a pygmy T-rex. I will name it Yoshi. After it is finally created, my future Fridays will be spent training it.
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You want to talk.
You are not a guy.
You find anything on my profile to your liking.