Exactly one dog I have ever met didn't like me, and that wasn't my fault (good story though, if you want to ask). I have yet to meet an unfriendly cat, guinea pig, hamster, horse, ferret, or other mammal commonly kept by humans.
I am not currently boyfriend material (what with the whole not having a wife anymore thing to deal with)I am available as a fun date or a pretty awesome friend. If you have fun on our first date, let's have a second date, and so on. Also, I'm not bitter and I didn't date for a loooong time to ensure that I'm being fair to you.
I'm emotionally stable and capable of checking my baggage although, by now, my remaining baggage fits neatly in the overhead compartment.
I'm not saying never again, just not now.