I don't believe you can solve anything with violence but sometimes you can have a lot of fun trying it.
My lies are dull and boring, and everyone believes them. My real stories are surreal and a bit crazy. The result is that what most people believe of my life is actually not true.
I am a hairy man, I really can't do much about it. I've had a mustache since I've been 12. Full beard since 14. Have to shave 3 times a day to keep a clean look since I was 16.