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CarlosLo

26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in Mexico, though too white to be considered "Mexican" apparently. My English is surprisingly good due to growing up so close to the border, making it worse.

I don't believe you can solve anything with a fist-fight but sometimes you can have a lot of fun doing it.

If I'm not the problem, I am part of it.

My lies are dull and boring, and everyone believes them. My real stories are surreal and a bit crazy, I feel that many people as skeptical about it.

I am a hairy man, I really can't do much about it. I've had a mustache since I've been 12. Full beard since 14. Shave 3 times a day to keep a clean shave since 16. This last thing may not be true anymore, but I haven't kept a clean shave for longer than a day, so I wouldn't know.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding it, mostly. Not really hiding from it, just not wanting to talk to it for now. Sometimes I'll scare the shit out of it, for giggles.

Walking around lost and looking at people confused. People tell me I have an old soul, and that it probably is suffering Alzheimer's and dementia.

Most times I pet other people's dogs.

I also watch a lot of movies, and drink whisky.
I’m really good at
Talking, or so I say.

I make amazing mac and cheese. I also make pretty good chilli. Mixing them both results in an explosion of flavor and excitement reserved for lucky few.

I also like analyzing the lint of my belly button. Sometimes it's blue even though I haven't worn a blue shirt in weeks. I wonder where it gets the ink from..

Turning everything into a philosophical talk. I like making people wonder between my insanity or genius (it's the former). Also I like to tell extremely wise sounding things that completely miss the point; four times out of five no one realizes it.

Petting other people's dogs. Drinking anything alcoholic, not saying that it's something I look for or enjoy doing, it's just a thing that I do well naturally.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard. I've tried to shave it off at times (and still do) but it fully returns in a week. Recently it's been growing more and more. Sometimes I can feel it rustle through my face. Yes I do know what rustle is, but I don't know how to describe something I hear in my heart.

I think that people see me as a pretty normal looking dude, not threatening at all. Then they talk to me, and they go from shock, to realization, to regret, to panic and a desire for escape. Sometimes they'll be trapped in my company for years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books is a huge list. I especially like Borges, and Terry Pratchett. I am a bit of a compulsive reader and will normally read a book 2-3 times in a month. I haven't got a bookcase, only boxes of books.

I like music, but my relationship to it is complicated, to say the least. I would describe it as having a relationships with different genre's that complete me in different manners. None of them know of the other, but most know each other. I've even in a single night listened to heavy metal, jazz and then some REM. I have never felt guilty about this.

Movies is a general thing, I like mostly obscure or interesting films. Not that I'm against mainstream, but I know those movies will come to me on their own, it's the ones I have to hunt that I enjoy. I'd say noir is a big taste.
The six things I could never do without
Fire, I once spent a night without anything derived from fire (had just escaped a flooding canyon) it was horrible and dehumanizing.
Other people's dogs to pet
Fat cats, I'd never let my own grow fat for health, but I find it soothing to think that out there, there is a chubby kitten.
Cheetos and Porn. I'm kidding, I don't really like Cheetos that much.
The smug feeling of being asked to list 6 things and only listing 5. It's my way of saying: Fuck you "The Man".
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about what should I tell people I do on a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a third nipple, it's only nipple skin and pretty subtle. Most people don't see it. I guess the effect of doing it is such that people immediately erase the memory to keep their sanity. It's not sensible to touch or temperature, but will become more or less erect for unknown reasons.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like petting other people's dogs and would like to do it with me.