I don't believe you can solve anything with a fist-fight but sometimes you can have a lot of fun doing it.
If I'm not the problem, I am part of it.
My lies are dull and boring, and everyone believes them. My real stories are surreal and a bit crazy, I feel that many people as skeptical about it.
I am a hairy man, I really can't do much about it. I've had a mustache since I've been 12. Full beard since 14. Shave 3 times a day to keep a clean shave since 16. This last thing may not be true anymore, but I haven't kept a clean shave for longer than a day, so I wouldn't know.