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MrCharlieLobo

26 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born and raised in Mexico.

I don't believe you can solve anything with violence but sometimes you can have a lot of fun trying it.

My lies are dull and boring, and everyone believes them. My real stories are surreal and a bit crazy. The result is that what most people believe of my life is actually not true.

I am a hairy man, I really can't do much about it. I've had a mustache since I've been 12. Full beard since 14. Have to shave 3 times a day to keep a clean look since I was 16.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking around lost and looking at people confused. People tell me I have an old soul, probably one that is suffering of dementia and requires diapers.

Most times I pet other people's dogs.

I also watch a lot of movies, sometimes drinking whiskey and eating ice cream thinking this is what adulthood is all about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, or so I say.

I make amazing mac and cheese. I also make pretty good chilli. Mixing them both results in an explosion of flavor and excitement reserved for lucky few.

I also like analyzing the lint of my belly button. Sometimes it's blue even though I haven't worn a blue shirt in weeks. I wonder where it gets the ink from..

Confusing people and making them think I'm wise as a spew random collections of words. I follow the duck's banana.

Petting other people's dogs and scratching just that right spot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard. I've tried to shave it off at times (and still do) but it fully returns in a week. Recently it's been growing more and more. Sometimes I can feel it rustle through my face. I say rustle not really meaning it, but I don't know a better word to describe something I hear only in my heart.

There must be something else, that inspires children and little animals to instinctively trust me. They really shouldn't but they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books is a huge list. I especially like Borges, and Terry Pratchett. I am a bit of a compulsive reader and will normally read a book 2-3 times in a month. I haven't got a bookcase, only boxes of books.

I like music, but my relationship to it is complicated, to say the least. I would describe it as having a relationships with different genre's that complete me in different manners. None of them know of the other, but most know each other. I've even in a single night listened to heavy metal, jazz and then some REM. I have never felt guilty about this.

Movies is a general thing, I like mostly obscure or interesting films. Not that I'm against mainstream, but I know those movies will come to me on their own, it's the ones I have to hunt that I enjoy. I'd say noir is a big taste.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire, I once spent a night without anything derived from fire (had just escaped a flooding canyon) it was horrible and dehumanizing.
Other people's dogs to pet
Fat cats, I'd never let my own grow fat for health, but I find it soothing to think that out there, there is a chubby kitten.
Cheetos and Porn. I'm kidding, I don't really like Cheetos that much.
The smug feeling of being asked to list 6 things and only listing 5. It's my way of saying: Fuck you "The Man".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About what breed of puppy would I ride over the highway (assuming it was enlarged to horse-size).
'Related to that, how awesome it would be to have a breed that always remained a puppy, then I realize that Pugs and Chihuahuas are failed attempts at such, making me realize that we've already gone too far.

How a synchronous state from a server with multiple clients could be efficiently replicated by creating a maximum speed of change, and allowing for relativistic time-space warping (latency being akin to gravitational mass), until an observer goes beyond into the cone of uncertainty (where relativity can't be guaranteed) which could be alleviated by using superposition of states and allowing states and their changes to be represented by something like quantum mechanics.

Cats with short legs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about what should I tell people I do on a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a third nipple, it's only nipple skin and pretty subtle. Most people don't see it. It isn't sensitive and it's somewhat malformed and juvenile. It will, for whatever become erect (while still not sensitive) at random moments. I named it Willy.
You should message me if
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You like petting other people's dogs and would like to do it with me.

You like burning stuff.

You dislike taking things to seriously.