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lookoutbelow2284

31 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, ladies, look at these other profiles, and now back to me. Now back at those other profiles, and now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he'd stop using lame lines and copy/paste emails and switch to genuine self expression, he could smell like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a date with the man those other profiles could smell like.

What’s in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.

Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds.

Anything is possible when your man smells like a cool guy and not a copy/paster or a person that says "sup shawty".

I’m on a horse. And okcupid.

PS: you are now either......
1) Laughing, which means you should message me.
2) Not understanding the reference, so check out the amazing Old Spice commercial immediately and return to this profile.
3) Thinking that this sort of talk doesn't belong on this super serious web site. That means likely have no sense of humor and we wouldn't get along anyway.

EDIT: my username is not meant to have sexual connotation and undertones. While I was signing up for okcupid, i was watching a cartoon that showed that awkward moment where Wile E Coyote is running in mid air thinking there's still ground below him, but as soon as he realized he ran off a cliff gravity kicks in. You girls are all pervs I swear!!

EDIT2: finally caved and got instagram: yoimserge
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I'm making the internet a better place through the power of a computer security startup I develop for. My job is to thwart the badass hackers you read about on the news.

By night I'm enjoying my membership to the crossfit cult. And yes, I will probably try to recruit you and ask you to drink our special Kool Aid

24/7 - beating cancer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff that involve one thing strapped to each leg - ice skating, roller blading, skiing, etc. Not a big board person:-D Knowing way too much stuff on "trivia night", ice hockey, grilling. I also have that old school 1950's knack for fixing stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me i look like James Spader or a long lost Baldwin brother
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher in the Rye, 1984, a bunch of OJ Simpson books (obsessed with that as a kid), Crime and Punishment, Oblomov, Beatles biography, Sherlock Holmes collection, Everyone Poops

Movies:Easy Rider, Star Wars trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Never Die Alone, 400 blows, pulp fiction, Heat, Spiderman 2, Brat 2, Ice Harvest, Phone Booth, Midnight Cowboy,the Pink Panther series, Safety Last, Usual Suspects, Taxi (french version), American Psycho, Butterfly Effect, Star Wars, Empire. I also am a fan of terrible terrible movies cause they are SOOO much fun to watch - Sci Fi originals, You Got Served, Taxi (american version), Ghost Ship, Biker Boyz, Torque, 2 Fast 2 Furious, XXX, Empire. My local game store knows me as "the dude that loves to buy shitty discount movies".
If you can find a English language copy of "Deadly Prey", you will win my undying love.
EDIT: I just watched "Kumare"... wow

Music: This is a tough one, for me, every type of music has its own appropriate mood and setting. That being said, i can truly say i listen to everything.

Food: chinese, mexican, russian..... heck just about every ethnic food variety. But there is one thing that trumps it all - the greatest american contribution out there - BBQ!~!!!

Also - the greatest youtube comment I ever read was - "I hate when people wish their idols are unsuccessful in order to hang on to a self justified superior taste in music.". Hipsters, you just got told
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why list 6 when I only need 2? My wits and ninja skills!!

If you're cool then maybe eventually you can be the other 4. Maybe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life, new and cool ideas. I have an overactive imagination. My newest obsession/idea - how to give to charity without actually spending any money, and oddly enough, I think I have a solution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
but on Saturday morning I am not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
By now, from looking at my instagram pics, you are wondering - " Why is this guy now shaved bald and constantly taking pics at medical facilities?"
I was recently diagnosed with a very treatable form of cancer that I am currently in the process of beating. During this process I want life to be as normal as possible - and that meant keeping my OKCupid profile up so I could meet awesome girls just like any regular douchebag would.

Some things come with the territory - my health, healing and treatment are my #1 priority, my schedule can change at any time (which I will of course let you know about), and I do not partake in any tobacco or alcohol - although I am totally OK if you do:)

I understand that this is not the desired dating situation for a lot of people - and if you don't want to date me because of this reason since, lets face it, it's a lot for a person to deal with - I totally understand and will never get mad or hold it against you.
You should message me if
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You stand out, can talk about random topics for hours, or can hand me a few losses in Street Fighter.

Or if your first message is in Haiku form.

Or if you'd like to hear the rules of the OKCupid drinking game

Or you don't mind that I leave you for Sheryl Crow once I beat cancer. (((I cant believe I have to clarify this one - its a Lance Armstrong joke ^_^ )))

Also, my one pet peeve on this site - girls that say they value intelligence, but then get the okcupid IQ questionnaire questions wrong. And yes, you can google ALL OF THEM.