Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he'd stop using lame lines and copy/paste emails and switch to genuine self expression, he could smell like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a date with the man those other profiles could smell like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man smells like a cool guy and not a copy/paster or a person that says "sup shawty".
I’m on a horse. And okcupid.
PS: you are now either......
1) Laughing, which means you should message me.
2) Not understanding the reference, so check out the amazing Old Spice commercial immediately and return to this profile.
3) Thinking that this sort of talk doesn't belong on this super serious web site. That means likely have no sense of humor and we wouldn't get along anyway.
EDIT: my username is not meant to have sexual connotation and undertones. While I was signing up for okcupid, i was watching a cartoon that showed that awkward moment where Wile E Coyote is running in mid air thinking there's still ground below him, but as soon as he realized he ran off a cliff gravity kicks in. You girls are all pervs I swear!!