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loose_screw

23 / F / straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.82m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am spontaneous, scattered, and damn sexy.

My Self-Summary

My likes: the smell of white-out, hugs on e (who doesn't?), "you had to be there" stories, spontaneous nights out, the sound scissors make, poking bruises, dressing-up, peeling that protective film off new screens (like on calculators and watches), bad 80s electro-pop, spooning, breakfast bongs, and taffy...and i'm a girl who loves her taffy!

My dislikes or "You know what really grinds my gears?": the words "moist" and "crusty", people so fat they waddle, the taste after snorting lines, when someone spills my bong mix...in my bed, low-fat milk, gingers, nail-biters, slow walkers, the dude who broke into my house, burning your tongue on coffee, runny noses, and when you try to break off a hang-nail and you tear a whole chunk of skin off and it stings like a bitch.

What I’m doing with my life

Throwing it away on drugs...hehehe. Working as the receptionist for a fashion label.

I’m really good at

Finding the best in people. Finding the best in crappy situations. Not being able to apply 'finding the best in crappy situations' to my own life.

Dancing...oh man, you should see me cut up the rug! woop woop!

And head...so I'm told... :P

Massages. I'm really good. But no-one ever bothers to give me one :(
I have to *beg* my guy friends to do it.

The first things people usually notice about me

How tall I am...I'm not all that tall, but people notice it. Okay fine. Maybe I am that tall...I hate it.

That or my long legs. Or my lip ring...I'd say my tattoos, but they're not really the first thing you'd notice, unless you were fucking me from behind...but hopefully you'd have noticed me before we'd gotten to that.

Hehehehehehe. Well, obviously the first thing you're going to notice is that I'm a tripper.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a)Anything by Minette Walters, and pretty much any murder mystery. Also the Artemis Fowl series. Waaaaaaaaay better than Harry Potter.

b)The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Spanish Apartment, Amelie, The city of lost children, Memento, Talledega Nights, Blades of Glory, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, Super Troopers, Perfect Blue, Stewie Griffin: The untold story, and ANYTHING by Tim Burton

c)Anything with passion I find good really, but at the moment...hmm, im very into AFI, My Chemical Romance, unwritten law, 36 crazyfist, killswitch engage, funeral for a friend, behind crimson eyes and alexisonfire and story of the year right now.

d)dont get me started on profiteroles...mmm

The six things I could never do without

Music, dancing, friends, chocolate and art of any form. (OOH! Like a big chocolately friend daning to music...around a piece of art. Sweeeeet.)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Wow, thats a good question. I spend alot of time thinking about what I can do or say to my friends to make their day better. My friends are like that too, my favorite message I got when I was having a bad day was: "This is a random message, enjoy it like a love letter or a twix." And I did.

On a typical Friday night I am

Waiting for my housemates to come home so we can go to some kind of rave, drinking with my boys at our local cafe, or sitting around having a big smoke-up/drug binge! Or prancing about my house in my knickers if no-one's home listening to punk/metal. Sometimes if I have no plans and people are busy, I'll trip around the city and talk to people who look lonely or bored. Many a time I've saved people's evenings after they've been stood-up.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ask me anything, I'm not shy...as you could probably tell from my profile.

You should message me if

You're bored, wanna chat, want to laugh, uh.....for any reason at all.....especially if you wanna swap Simpsons or Family Guy quotes.

You live in Melbourne and feel like going to Switch, Next, or Rollover with someone who knows how to drink.

You know that the best way to a girl's heart is straight through the sternum...

Your hate for Nikki Webster never died...

*Please don't woo me if you have no pics. I'm not going to repond. Not on a superficial level, I just like to know who I'm talking to, is all. Oh, and no gingers need apply.*