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loosesealtooo

29 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit of a smartass who appreciates witty banter, lively debate, and obscure pop culture references. I live my life by certain truths, namely that desserts must always be homemade, the Yankees are the best team in baseball, pickles are repulsive, and small dogs are not to be trusted. Lest you fall in love too quickly, I have a terrible memory, no sense of direction to speak of, and questionable taste in television programming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for an international advocacy organization, saving the world one meeting at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I'm on a trivia team and my areas of expertise are "dictators" and "baby animals." So pretty typical stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm making a face. I have no ability to control my facial expression and it's usually quite obvious what I'm thinking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Andy Pettitte's face-in-glove staredown (yes, I am aware he retired...)
French press coffee
Metrobus etiquette
My parents' river lot on the Shenandoah
Half-price mussels at St. Arnold's
Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much compressed air I can use at work before my colleagues start to think I'm huffing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once failed a medical test due to an overindulgence in wasabi almonds.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're ambitious, straightforward, and speak sarcasm. You own a television. Bonus points if you have tips for a fantasy football novice...