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loosesealtooo

29 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Feb 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a bit of a smartass who appreciates witty banter, lively debate, and obscure pop culture references. I live my life by certain truths, namely that desserts must always be homemade, the Yankees are the best team in baseball, pickles are repulsive, and small dogs are not to be trusted. Lest you fall in love too quickly, I have a terrible memory, no sense of direction to speak of, and questionable taste in television programming.
What I’m doing with my life
After five years in New York, I moved back to Washington last year for a job with an international advocacy organization.
I’m really good at
Well, I'm on a trivia team and my areas of expertise are "dictators" and "baby animals." So pretty typical stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm making a face. I have no ability to control my facial expression and it's usually quite obvious what I'm thinking.
The six things I could never do without
Andy Pettitte's face-in-glove staredown (yes, I am aware he retired...)
Metrobus etiquette
My parents' river lot on the Shenandoah
Half-price mussels at St. Arnold's
Clear eyes
Full hearts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much compressed air I can use at work before my colleagues start to think I'm huffing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once failed a medical test due to an overindulgence in wasabi almonds.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're ambitious, straightforward, and speak sarcasm. You own a television. Bonus points if you're concerned winter is coming...