I'm a bit of a smartass who appreciates witty banter, lively
debate, and obscure pop culture references. I live my life by
certain truths, namely that desserts must always be homemade, the
Yankees are the best team in baseball, pickles are repulsive, and
small dogs are not to be trusted. Lest you fall in love too
quickly, I have a terrible memory, no sense of direction to speak
of, and questionable taste in television programming.
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loosesealtooo
28 / F / Straight / Single
Washington, District of Columbia
Her Details
- Last Online
- May 5
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
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- Religion
- —
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
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- Income
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- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- —
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
After five years in New York, I moved back to Washington last year
for a job with an international advocacy organization.
I’m really good at
Well, I'm on a trivia team and my areas of expertise are
"dictators" and "baby animals." So pretty typical stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm making a face. I have no ability to control my facial
expression and it's usually quite obvious what I'm thinking.
The six things I could never do without
Andy Pettitte's face-in-glove staredown
Metrobus etiquette
My parents' river lot on the Shenandoah
Half-price mussels at St. Arnold's
Clear eyes
Full hearts
Metrobus etiquette
My parents' river lot on the Shenandoah
Half-price mussels at St. Arnold's
Clear eyes
Full hearts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much compressed air I can use at work before my colleagues
start to think I'm huffing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once failed a medical test due to an overindulgence in wasabi
almonds.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 28–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're ambitious, straightforward, and speak sarcasm. You own a
television. Bonus points if you're concerned winter is coming...
