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lordbelial
26 / M / straight / Single
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- —
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), French (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am cynical, angry, educated, and metal as fuck.
My Self-Summary
HEAVY MOTHER FUCKING METAL!
Need I say more?
WHY YES, YES I DO! I HATE INFANTS! Call me if you share this hatred!
Need I say more?
WHY YES, YES I DO! I HATE INFANTS! Call me if you share this hatred!
What I’m doing with my life
Attending University full time, consuming mass quantities of
beer, gettin' down
and dirty with my boomstick.
I’m really good at
Identifying music, arguing for no apparent reason about any given
subject (and winning said argument because I am just that awesome),
drinking alcohol, fighting zombies, worshipping the inverted
necrogoat in the northern frostbitten kingdom of Satan.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am managing to fight off a combination of Deadites and
zombies without even breaking a sweat.
Or possibly trying to figure out what the deal is with the weird shirts I wear.
Or possibly trying to figure out what the deal is with the weird shirts I wear.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I enjoy reading Vonnegut, Orwell, Hunter S. Thompson,
Bukowski,
Huxley, HP Lovecraft and all
the other crap I have to read for school.
Horror movies own my soul: Zombie movies!! Mostly the George Romero trilogy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead Trilogy, (Bruce Campbell is God) Silence of the Lambs, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm St., Friday the 13th, Halloween, Return of the Living Dead, August Underground, Maniac, Re-Animator, The Descent, Last House on the Left, trashy Lucio Fulci movies, Cannibal Holocaust, Sleepaway Camp, Visitor Q, etc.
I worship DEATH METAL, THRASH METAL, BLACK METAL such as Death, Emperor, Sodom, Slayer, Destruction, Cryptopsy, Quo Vadis, Dissection, Destroyer 666, The Crown, Amon Amarth, Vader, Borknagar, Sigh, Bloodbath, Iron Maiden, Darkthrone, Bathory, Craft, Windir, Mercyful Fate, Immolation, Enslaved, Blut Aus Nord, Weakling, Leviathan, Obituary, Asphyx, Benediction, Dismember, D.R.I., Razor, Sarcofago, Nachtfalke, Nunslaughter, Grand Belial's Key, Vlad Tepes, Master's Hammer, Maniac Butcher, Dub Buk, Drudkh, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust, Dekapitator, Anata, Nasum, Rotten Sound, Pig Destroyer, Angel Witch, Overkill, Ancient Rites, Primordial, Tankard and hundreds more.
I am more metal than you. I eat BLOODY MEAT, HUMAN OR ANIMAL.
Horror movies own my soul: Zombie movies!! Mostly the George Romero trilogy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead Trilogy, (Bruce Campbell is God) Silence of the Lambs, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm St., Friday the 13th, Halloween, Return of the Living Dead, August Underground, Maniac, Re-Animator, The Descent, Last House on the Left, trashy Lucio Fulci movies, Cannibal Holocaust, Sleepaway Camp, Visitor Q, etc.
I worship DEATH METAL, THRASH METAL, BLACK METAL such as Death, Emperor, Sodom, Slayer, Destruction, Cryptopsy, Quo Vadis, Dissection, Destroyer 666, The Crown, Amon Amarth, Vader, Borknagar, Sigh, Bloodbath, Iron Maiden, Darkthrone, Bathory, Craft, Windir, Mercyful Fate, Immolation, Enslaved, Blut Aus Nord, Weakling, Leviathan, Obituary, Asphyx, Benediction, Dismember, D.R.I., Razor, Sarcofago, Nachtfalke, Nunslaughter, Grand Belial's Key, Vlad Tepes, Master's Hammer, Maniac Butcher, Dub Buk, Drudkh, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust, Dekapitator, Anata, Nasum, Rotten Sound, Pig Destroyer, Angel Witch, Overkill, Ancient Rites, Primordial, Tankard and hundreds more.
I am more metal than you. I eat BLOODY MEAT, HUMAN OR ANIMAL.
The six things I could never do without
Metal (and music in
general), beer
(preferably wacky imports), The Simpsons (Fanboy!), movies, cheap cigarettes, and FOOD
(Fuck eating healthy, food is one of the basic human pleasures).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Useless shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hammered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
NOTHING.
You should message me if
You are a loser with nothing better to do.
If you get the fact that 80% of this is a joke (*pssst, I dont walk around in makeup)
If you get the fact that 80% of this is a joke (*pssst, I dont walk around in makeup)
