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22 Auburn, MA Man


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  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

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hello, im paul, im from central MA

college commuter by morning/midday
hardcore gamer by night

workin hard at 2 jobs while saving up money

I'm a ssbbw bbw belly admirer, might as well say that right away
What I’m doing with my life
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Pc gamer while having fun working

let me tell you this very important lesson i learned,


it can make someone who is down in the dumps feel alot better if used properly thru comedy, as i have learned from being on both sides of the groups, both the sad one and the one trying to cheer someone up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
scheduling my time, cooking, making people smile, being optimistic, and dueling(yugioh card game)

most of all TF2 Sniper
The first things people usually notice about me
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im quiet, and socially awkward, until you get to know me, but thats when you meet me in real life, since im really good communicating electronically, go figure lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Yugioh Manga, Shounen Jump and My book on lucid dreaming and my Monsters vs Aliens fan fiction ive been writing.

TV Shows; Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Yugioh 5D's, all pokemon series, first 2 digimon series, Tosh.0, CSI (the original), CSI NY, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Auqa Teen Hunger Force, Aqua Unit Patrol Squad One, Robot Chicken, MAD, Squidbillies, The Colbert Report, Jon Benjamin has a van, The Daily Show with jon stuart, Saturday Night Live, Mythbusters, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Z Abridged by Teamfourstar, Yugioh GX the Abridged series by Darksideincorporated, Yugioh Abridged by Littlekuriboh, etc (alot of old shows too) Sam and Max, Super Mario Bros Super Show, Power Rangers, Rugrats, Rocket Power, Hey Arnold, Chalk Zone, The original Beyblade,

Movie: Monsters Vs Aliens, Yugioh 3D Bonds Beyond Time, The First Pokemon Movie (I always cry when ash is turned to stone)

Food; Whatever i enjoy to cook and eat, hot dogs, grilled cheese, Garlic, cheese, Grilled-Cheese-Hot-Dog-Sandwiches, Wendy's chicken nuggets, Lobster Bisque and Adult Mac and Cheese
The six things I could never do without
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1. my laptop- so useful
2. my ipod touch- so useful in my hand to check email and updates from this site too ;)
3. my camo hat- i cant go anywhere without my hat that practically defines me as me
4. my TF2 Sniper loadout
5. my glasses- i cant see distances without my glasses
6. food- i love to cook so i gotta have something to work with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i can finish my homework and have some relaxation time afterwards, plus how good the next tournament ill be in for yugioh.

and how ill do in the next tf2 map
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing or playing video games, card games, or sniping

or if i can get a good sleep, during it i can lucid dream, where i realize i am dreaming so i can take control of my dream and do whatever i want to do!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a thing for ssbbws with big sexy bellies
You should message me if
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youre a super sized ssbbw near me
or want to chat or just have fun similar to what im looking for ;)

primarily casual fun


if it goes well it could turn into something more ;)

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