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lordhinklebottom

28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. In a nutshell, I am a musician and pretty dangit good at it. Other things hummm. I do enjoy having a whole lot of fun and can be quite the charmer. I'd like to think I have a sense of humor.
Out side of a nutshell I'm pretty much the same guy. I'm just trying to figure out how I got in that fucking nutshell! (Didn't say it was a good sense of humor)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My uncle told me this all my life, this is good. Do what you can while you can. Whatever IT may be.

It might not surprise you that I do fashion retail management.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Duke Nukem 64, Guitar, keeping my buzz unharshed, um, getting up in the mornings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm definitely overdressed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Stand On Zanzibar. Macroscope. Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers. Please Kill Me. The Hitchhikers guide to Motorcycle Maintenance. Stranger in a Strange Land

Movies: Huge fan of Lou Costello.

Music: It's hard to play favorites so what I'm listening to now is Richard Hell and the Voidoids and Jaques Dutronc. Dylan, Freddie King, and Serge Gainsbourg are my all time top three of all time.

Food: I enjoy it all. I do eat meat, but I also eat a lot of vegetables in order to not become one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cuban Heels. Guitars. Family. Friends. Potatoes. IPA's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Far out. Or in. Far in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lost at a Rowan Atkinson look alike competition.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You hate my jokes.