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lordofarda

29 / M / Straight / Single

Wilsonville, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Random facts:
-Just got back from London.
-My right foot is half an inch longer than my left.
-I can wiggle my ears.
-Throughout my entire life I have never been able to sleep without some sort of fabric between my two right toes (even as a baby apparently)
-I have a full size Nazgûl costume on a mannequin in the corner of my room that I've named Thomas.
-It's impossible for me to move the pinky on my right hand independently from my ring finger but can on my left hand.
-I spend most of my day drawing out objects in wireframe (I find my job really easy and can multi-task like a beast)
-I draw pictures of what grammatically incorrect/ambiguous sentences actually mean, and then giggle to myself.
-I've always wanted to meet the mailer-daemon. I think we'd get along famously.
-I grow a different style of facial hair every few months for kicks and giggles.
-I think pinot noir is one of the greatest smells in the history of everything ever.
-I wear a lot of fanciful crocheted beanies during the winter.

I like:
-Tattoos
-Musicals
-Podcasts
-Science
-Fantasy
-Metal
-Red wine
-Lagers
-webcomics
-Nerdery
-Board/card/vidya games
-Oxford commas
-wearing costumes

I dislike:
-Tans, (well natural tans from just being outside are good, but tans that are sought out or fake tend to make people look like leather)
-Makeup (light eye shadow is alright, but anything else, blech)
-Perfume (makes me constantly sneeze)
-White wine
-Distilled alcohol

I'll add more when my brain can think of them
What I’m doing with my life
Tech rep slave driver/case auditor/web developer at Microsoft

Also self teaching myself 3D modeling in hopes of getting into video game development
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Unless they're behind me, then it's the back of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Robert Jordan, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Herman Hesse, Albert Camus, Max Brooks, J.K. Rowling, Jean Auel (first 3), John Kennedy Toole, Aldous Huxley, Christopher Paolini, John Krakaur, Michael Crichton, Arthur C. Clarke, C.S Lewis, C.D. Payne, et cetera et cetera.

Currently reading: Robert Jordan's Wheels of Time. I just got the new A Memory Of Light and it. is. EPIC.

Music: Pretty much all metal that doesn't involve growling vocals and repetitive 16th notes. Some pop, some folk, some country, pretty much anything really. Well, except hip/hop, rap, and techno/trance. Can't stand the stuff. Favorite bands include: Iced Earth, Paul and Storm, Jonathan Coulton, Dream Theater, Symphony X, Black Mages. et cetera. Actually, I don't even really listen to music much anymore. It's podcasts I mostly listen to now. Huge fan of Funemployment Radio, Rick Emerson, Astronomy Cast, Paul and Storm talk about things for 5-10 minutes (on average).

TV: Game of Thrones, The Good Guys, Arrested Development, Babylon 5, Star Trek (DS9 was the best), Stargate, Battlestar, Wort Week of my Life, Coupling, Top Gear, Jericho, Jerimiah, Avatar: the Last Airbender, House, Eureka, Entourage, In Plain Sight, The Good Guys, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Weeds, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, The Guild, Walking Dead, West Wing, Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The Newsroom, and on, and on, and on.

Food: huge fan of the curries. Anything land based. Not a big fan of seafood. Pretty much anything ethnic I'll eat as well.
The six things I could never do without
. . . uh . . . I'm not entirely sure what else I could NEVER do without. I can live staggeringly utilitarian and remain quite content and comfortable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
z(n+1) = z(n^2) + c is one bad ass fucking fractal.

If you get that reference, you win the internet.

Also, I think that during the inevitable zombie uprising that I'd probably prefer to be one of the zombies. Would probably be more entertaining than being one of the survivors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping as I'm a morning person and all old man boring that way.

If, per chance, my brain refuses to let itself be placed into that terrifying realm of oblivion, vivid hallucinations, and amnesia; I'm most likely either reading, or playing around inside Maya making purdy pictures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Would no longer be private then defeating the whole point.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You know what the word "peruse" ACTUALLY means without having to look it up.

And I'd much prefer to do the whole instant message thing. I'm, as the Brits say, rubbish, at the the emailing. Too much like monologuing at each other. Not really conducive to conversing.