Hello. It's pretty cool meeting new people. I like it most of the time.

I prefer to hang out with people whose idea of a good time revolves around getting one thing from a particular place in a specific location in an out-of-the-way part of town. Or just going to the movies. If you want to wander around in Target buying nothing -- yeah.

I have always had more friends who are girls than I have had friends that are guys. One of those kinds of doods, whatever that means. Famous men who have also found themselves in similar situations: Orsen Welles, Quentin Tarantino, Paul Newman, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen.

Those guys are cool.
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This is my twitter: lord_delicious
This is my instagram: bigdelicious
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For my birthday it is good to know that I am really partial to motorcycles, doom metal, the Jodo-verse, shim stacks, making jokes, Yoshi, 80's Japanese idol music, and filmz.

The musical instrument I would be is a nameless guitar that plays one note through a megalithic stack of amplifiers on an asteroid headed for the undiscovered country.

I also do a lot of push ups and take cold showers. I don't know why so don't ask I guess. Well, you can ask if you wanna get real disappointed.

I manage a motorcycle shop. I wrench too. I write freelance when I am not at work (which is usually 6 days a week)

I'm in Large Prime Numbers
http://myspace.com/largeprimenumbers
largeprimenumbers.bandcamp.com
youtube.com/108x

I am Old Man and Girl
http://oldmanandgirl.bandcamp.com

Getting so good at eating pizza.
I can do like a lot of pull ups now too.

Demanding, playing drums, reading, enthusiastic-ing on the guitar, seeing shows, walking, making shoes, writing songs, karaoke, watching movies, reading books, smoking cigars now and again, watching Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.

Have a Masters in ice cream sandwich desert-ing.
A PHD level taste in Japanese psychedelic music.

I look like their friend Josh, John, or Jason.

Really h8 this beard y'all :''""[

Twain
Grann
Pynchon
Rogers
Heinlein
Deighton
Tsutsui
Goethe
Kafka
McCarthy
Guy De Maupassant
E. Leonard
Gogol
Mann

Tarantino
Wells
Bergman
Mamet
Cronenberg
Lynch
Kurosawa
Fellini
Wai
Milius
Allen
Soderberg
Hitchcock
Miller
Hawks

God, forgot about food. My last meal might have to be jalapeno, basil and feta cheese pizza, some water, a chorizo burrito from Cancun Taqueria, some purple Kool-aid, donuts from pepples, and some other poisonous food that may help me cheat the hangman. I'd finish all that trash I just listed off with Toft's Birthday Cake ice cream.

The other day I got a message about no music listed on my profile.

The music I like has to sound like A. a wolverine in a knapsack, B. a golf ball in the milky way or C. Moby Dick being read aloud by Sam Kinison. Oh, and Prince.

Here: http://www.last.fm/user/lordofendsville

Drums
Guitar
Guts
Books
Boobs
Butts

OR

Peanut butter shakes
laptop
iPhone/ebooks
les Rallizes Denudes
Motorcycle

Shintaro Sakamoto
P90s
Girls with glasses
Girls with short hair
Girls with short hair and glasses
Girls with galsses without clothes on
Frazetta shaped girls
My book
My motorcycle

At home like a dog rolling on his back getting his belly rubbed by a big black and beautifully thick, fat lady

....or reading.

I have a whole mess of scares, but none that are really hideous. Must've grown up in an area populated by doctors who had "just fine" written on their diplomas.

You ride a motorcycle and want to go ride.
OR
if you answer "Yes" to any of these questions:
Do you listen to Electric Wizard?
Does reading 100 books in a year sound like medium to light reading?
Can you play instruments?
Enjoy franco-belgian sci-fi comics?
Are you native american, philipino, latino, japanese, croatian, slavic-at-all, black, have the red hair, or are you shorter than me?
Or, if you have a bigger B-hind

It's good if you've got your critical faculties straight up dialed in too ok.