I am a muse of the old world, rich in song and strife, a lover of women and a fighter of men, born into servitude and climbing to honor and freedom by raucous acts of glory.

Things To Do Before I Die: (an incomplete list)
-Illegally immigrate to a foreign country. (DONE)
-Win 6 Oscars.
-Rob from the rich and give to the poor.
-Build the world's longest slip-n-slide.
-Have sex in the Kremlin.
-Dance the tango, with as much passion and skill as is humanly possible.
-Learn to play the guitar. (DONE)
-Go on safari, with only my wits to protect me.
-Get in a highly destructive bar brawl, and finish it.
-Swim in each of the world's oceans. (DONE)
-Write a novel. (DONE)
-Ride a horse up to a speeding train and leap from one to the other.

I make movies and TV. Producing, editing, shooting, writing... I'm a man of many hats.

EDIT: I don't know why so many girls ask me what I do for money. I just told you. I don't have to work in a restaurant or something, I make MOVIES. Say word.

Telling stories. You'll know me because I'm the loud one at the party, regaling people with tales of awesomeness, etc.

Cooking. One day I decided I wanted to be a gourmet cook. And now I am. Magic.

Ultimate frisbee. Nothing quite like running and jumping in a big sunny field.

Music. If you're very lucky, I might play some guitar for you. But you have to ask nicely.

My height. I say this only because I get, "Wow, how tall are you?" all the time. It seems to be a thing.

I touch a lot. Touch for human contact is a key sense that most people have neglected to develop, and I love it. I will probably greet you with a hug. And you'd better like to hold hands because that is HAPPENING.

Ah, very well... In 'Top 5' format, proper "High Fidelity" style.

AUTHORS: Robert A. Heinlein, Chuck Palahniuk, Isaac Asimov, David Weber, Scott Adams.

MOVIES: Dead Poets Society, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Airplane, The Fellowship of the Ring

MUSIC: Counting Crows, Great Big Sea, Guster, Motion City Soundtrack, The Gin Blossoms

FOOD: Damn, that's a lot. Hell, I've eaten whole baby octopus and enjoyed it. Food is one of the great pleasures of life, I try to explore as much as possible.

Bonfires.
Food.
Frisbee-related sports.
My super hot body.
The 1982 animated film "The Flight of Dragons."
Pizza.
How long until my beard gets so itchy that I have to trim it.
Your super hot body.
Puppies, especially golden retrievers and dachshunds.
Interior decorating.

Relaxing with friends in a hot tub (the shady, private tub on my deck was a major selling point for my house). Unless I'm off somewhere camping.

Other possibilities:
-Sonorous yet haunting didgeridoo playing
-Full-contact calligraphy
-Standing outside John Williams' house with a boombox that's playing "In Your Eyes."

I am the very living reincarnation of the mighty Thor. I cracked the Liberty Bell, carved the Rosetta Stone, and shot Tupac Shakur. I am the Walrus, koo-koo-ka-choo.

-You own a dog that I can pet and play with.

-The movie "Terminator 2" makes you cry (the ending is so touching!)

-You're crazy sexy.

-You are a sorcerer. Sorceress? What's the rule there on implied gender? DO MAGIC THINGS.

-You don't think that online dating is a strange and scary thing, and instead you're enthusiastic about the opportunity to meet someone amazing.

-You enjoy hikes, picnics, racquetball, smoothies, photography, homecooked food, hot tubs, kissing, and/or guitars.