Things To Do Before I Die: (an incomplete list)
-Illegally immigrate to a foreign country. (DONE)
-Win 6 Oscars.
-Rob from the rich and give to the poor. (DONE)
-Build the world's longest slip-n-slide.
-Have sex in the Kremlin.
-Dance the tango, with as much passion and skill as is humanly possible.
-Learn to play the guitar, and make an album. (DONE)
-Go on safari, with only my wits to protect me.
-Get in a highly destructive bar brawl, and finish it.
-Swim in each of the world's oceans. (DONE)
-Write a novel. (DONE)
-Ride a horse up to a speeding train and leap from one to the other.
"Don't talk to strangers" may be the worst advice in the world.