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lordwally0

29 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a muse of the old world, rich in song and strife, a lover of women and a fighter of men, born into servitude and climbing to honor and freedom by raucous acts of glory.

Things To Do Before I Die: (an incomplete list)
-Illegally immigrate to a foreign country. (DONE)
-Win 6 Oscars.
-Rob from the rich and give to the poor. (DONE)
-Build the world's longest slip-n-slide.
-Have sex in the Kremlin.
-Dance the tango, with as much passion and skill as is humanly possible.
-Learn to play the guitar, and make an album. (DONE)
-Go on safari, with only my wits to protect me.
-Get in a highly destructive bar brawl, and finish it.
-Swim in each of the world's oceans. (DONE)
-Write a novel. (DONE)
-Ride a horse up to a speeding train and leap from one to the other.

"Don't talk to strangers" may be the worst advice in the world.

Chive on.
What I’m doing with my life
I make movies and TV. Producing, editing, shooting, writing... I'm a man of many hats. And wonder of wonders, I can actually make money at it.

Also, I just stared an independent board game company. Geek love, baby.
I’m really good at
Telling stories. You'll know me because I'm the loud one at the party, regaling people with tales of awesomeness, etc.

Cooking. One day I decided I wanted to be a gourmet cook. And now I am. Magic.

Ultimate frisbee. Nothing quite like running and jumping in a big sunny field.

Music. If you're very lucky, I might play some guitar for you. But you have to ask nicely.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I say this only because I get, "Wow, how tall are you?" all the time. It seems to be a thing.

I touch a lot. Touch for human contact is a key sense that most people have neglected to develop, and I love it. I will probably greet you with a hug. And you'd better like to hold hands because that is HAPPENING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ah, very well... In 'Top 5' format, proper "High Fidelity" style.

AUTHORS: Robert A. Heinlein, Chuck Palahniuk, Isaac Asimov, David Weber, Scott Adams.

MOVIES: Dead Poets Society, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Airplane, The Fellowship of the Ring

MUSIC: Counting Crows, Great Big Sea, Guster, Motion City Soundtrack, The Gin Blossoms

FOOD: Damn, that's a lot. Food is one of the great pleasures of life, I try to explore as much as possible.
The six things I could never do without
Candles
The curve of a woman's hip
Long talks
Good food
Laughter
The moment right before a kiss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bonfires.
Food.
Frisbee-related sports.
My super hot body.
The 1982 animated film "The Flight of Dragons."
Pizza.
How long until my beard gets so itchy that I have to trim it.
Your super hot body.
Puppies, especially golden retrievers and dachshunds.
Interior decorating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing with friends in a hot tub (the shady, private tub on my deck was a major selling point for my house). Unless I'm off somewhere camping.

Other possibilities:
-Sonorous yet haunting didgeridoo playing
-Full-contact calligraphy
-Standing outside John Williams' house with a boombox that's playing "In Your Eyes."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm totally comfortable meeting people this way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You own a dog that I can pet and play with.

-The movie "Terminator 2" makes you cry (the ending is so touching!)

-You think online dating is fun and exciting, and you're enthusiastic about all the wonderful things that are about to happen.

-You enjoy hikes, picnics, racquetball, smoothies, photography, homecooked food, hot tubs, kissing, and/or guitars.

-You look good in lingerie. Black lace with tall heels, that's the best.

DON'T message me if:

-You're judgmental.
-You don't like the outdoors.
-You tell guys not to take shirtless pictures of themselves, but you have bikini shots on your profile.
-You don't like dogs.

And since so many of you asked: Honestly, I don't care how tall you are. If you're tall, you can still wear heels around me and I won't have to bend down to kiss you. If you're short, then I'll probably pick you up instead of bending over.

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