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lordwally0

30 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a muse of the old world, rich in song and strife, a lover of women and a fighter of men, born into servitude and climbing to honor and freedom by raucous acts of glory.

Things To Do Before I Die: (an incomplete list)
-Illegally immigrate to a foreign country. (DONE)
-Win 6 Oscars.
-Rob from the rich and give to the poor. (DONE)
-Build the world's longest slip-n-slide.
-Have sex in the Kremlin.
-Dance the tango, with as much passion and skill as is humanly possible.
-Learn to play the guitar, and make an album. (DONE)
-Go on safari, with only my wits to protect me.
-Get in a highly destructive bar brawl, and finish it.
-Swim in each of the world's oceans. (DONE)
-Write a novel. (DONE)
-Ride a horse up to a speeding train and leap from one to the other.

"Don't talk to strangers" may be the worst advice in the world.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make movies and TV. Producing, editing, shooting, writing... I'm a man of many hats. And wonder of wonders, I can actually make money at it.

Also, I just stared an independent board game company. Geek love, baby.

A bit of yoga here and there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. You'll know me because I'm the loud one at the party, regaling people with tales of awesomeness, etc.

Cooking. One day I decided I wanted to be a gourmet cook. And now I am. Magic.

Ultimate frisbee. Nothing quite like running and jumping in a big sunny field.

Music. If you're very lucky, I might play some guitar for you. But you have to ask nicely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. I say this only because I get, "Wow, how tall are you?" all the time. It seems to be a thing.

I touch a lot. Touch for human contact is a key sense that most people have neglected to develop, and I love it. I will probably greet you with a hug. And you'd better like to hold hands because that is HAPPENING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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AUTHORS: Robert A. Heinlein, Chuck Palahniuk, Isaac Asimov, David Weber, Scott Adams.

MOVIES: Dead Poets Society, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Airplane, The Fellowship of the Ring

MUSIC: Counting Crows, Great Big Sea, Guster, Motion City Soundtrack, The Gin Blossoms, Bastille

FOOD: Damn, that's a lot. Food is one of the great pleasures of life, I try to explore as much as possible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Candles
The curve of a woman's hip
Long talks
Good food
Laughter
The moment right before a kiss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bonfires.
Food.
Frisbee-related sports.
My super hot body.
The 1982 animated film "The Flight of Dragons."
Pizza.
How long until my beard gets so itchy that I have to trim it.
Your super hot body.
Puppies, especially golden retrievers and dachshunds.
Interior decorating.
Black lace lingerie.
Battle rap lyrics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with friends in a hot tub (the shady, private tub on my deck was a major selling point for my house). Unless I'm off somewhere camping.

Other possibilities:
-Sonorous yet haunting didgeridoo playing
-Full-contact calligraphy
-Standing outside John Williams' house with a boombox that's playing "In Your Eyes."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always cry at the movie "Terminator 2" (the ending is so touching!)
You should message me if
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Carpe that diem. Message away!