Fair warning - I often don't reply to anyone whose profile is more than a 15% enemy match to mine because statistically we disagree on social issues I personally find important.
I am: a punster, eccentric, silly, serendipitous, effusive, intense, chameleonic, travel-sized, a minimalist, honest, ethical, liberal, empathic, compassionate, outspoken, crude, queer, sapiosexual, and so on.
I'm the kind of person who organizes pubic hair-dyeing parties. My spirit animal is Reggie Watts.
My favorite quote comes from Joseph Fort Newton: "People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges." I also have a particular soft spot for the Latin phrase "Dum spiro, spero" (While I breathe, I hope).
Prior to the past 6+ years in Austin, I've lived in the Houston area, small towns around Sugar Land, TX, and two years in Berlin, Germany.
I have some fabulously muscular legs from cycling and other activities, and I'm fat. If you think someone wearing a size 12 in women's clothing is outside of your criteria for personal attractiveness then I am definitely not a match for you.