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lorenwhat

37 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
hi love! QUICKMATCHers my username is lorenwhat

fuck partners are easy to find; that's not what I'm here for ~ if You're awake enough You'll get what I'm about & whether we should be playing together. some quix & caveats about me: I'm 1 Loren old » but this body has been around that star 37 times & still loox/ feels/ functions like 22. I'm far more creative than most people You'll ever meet » but haven't much to show for it. my sense of humor is on 97.blank% of the time » doesn't necessarily mean I'm funny. I'm intensely spiritual » by my own definitions. I used to be shy, not anymore » I still have mental habits of a shy person (examples: I'm often more silent than silence & usually don't remember to ask people about themselves). I'm youthful & playful, this body I'm in is nearly fatless, unusually/ naturally quite strong, agile/ lithe, limber and has crazy balance

nowdays I grow & sell microgreens & wheatgrass at farmers' markets around the bay area like a filthass hippie. I spend tiiiiiiiiime thinking about solving homelessness

I recognize that our physical & emotional & mental & astral etc bodies are all temporary expressions & vessels, our present names are temporary titles. the forms of relationship we create/ attract & experience depend on who/ what we perceive ourSelves to Be ~ I identify with what I consider to be "soul" AND the big picture of all reality as I progressively perceive it

You should know:
I won't message You. I know about the zombies who fill your inbox with mind-numbery and I don't care to contribute to that disease

and really, love, I can't emphasize these two points enough:::

WE DON'T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE WE GET OLD; WE GET OLD BECAUSE WE STOP PLAYING
&
IF IT'S NOT UNCONDITIONAL, IT'S NOT LOVE
What I’m doing with my life
~ volving ~ appreciating ~ exploring empathy ~ enhancing hemispheric connectivity ~ I contact ~ trying to evolve homelessness beyond homelessness ~
I’m really good at
making sense, making fun,
superpowers include but not limited to:
amazing name memory,
bafflingly good at finding lost items,
ridiculous ability to never lose things,
plaaaying (juggling, acrotumbling, stilting, making costumes You've never seen or heard the likes of before & & &)
virgonizing & elfabetizing, snarcasm, intelligentle obspective chromatose sonic blooms, articulatitude, universatility, new conjugations, spoonerisms & portmanteaus
The first things people usually notice about me
You can just go ahead and tell yourself

but in person probably that I'm wearing all or mostly green, possibly my elvenness, maybe the thunder beneath the mantle of silence, or my playfulness seeking conduits, my unconditional love if You're the type to notice

I prefer that You know that I accept You unconditionally, that I don't judge You like You judge yourself, that I hold You as truly equal

I prefer that You understand that, in order for me to be as present, open, honest, expressive & uninhibited as I'd like to be with You, I need to feel unconditionally accepted, not judged, treated equally. I need encouragement (to express, work on my art, follow through with my creative impulses) and I really need more playmates/ crafty createmates. these are all experiences my life has been painfully lacking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B%X: Illusions, Siddhartha, The Prophet, The Alchemist, Testimony of Light, E.T. 101 (it's funny), Alan Watts, Mavlana Jalaluddin Rumi, ALL astral projection boox, ACIM, some fun stuff like Geek Love, Dune, Gaiman's Sandman

MOVIES: Princess Bride, The Fall, Hook, 5th Element, What Dreams May Come, Cyrano de Bergerac, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Waking Life, I Heart Huckabees, Holy Mountain, Santa Sangre, Death to Smoochy, Cold Comfort Farm (there'll be no butter in hell!!), Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing (come, neighbor), Ip Man & other intelligent martial art flicks
!.. Terry Gilliam, Guillermo del Toro, Hayao Miyazaki, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Peter Jackson, David Lynch, Jim Henson, Christopher Guest's mockumentaries ..!

MUSIC: my favorite genre is !pretty! closely followed by !uniquely!creative! & !cleverly!truthy!: Ekova, TomWaits, Beatles, Delerium, Bjork, Dead Can Dance, TMBG, DannyElfman, Reggie Watts and I LOVE cello

F%DS: for 13 years I've been a vegequarian: a vegetarian who occasionally eats fish ~ bring on that Fukushima mélange!

RadioLab & Moth!! …and a random dissortment of podcasts which discuss astral projection & lucidreamery

I HATE television (sports included); You do NOT understand how it controls your thought paths & patterns, cleverly keeps You regarding certain things certain ways and successfully distracts You from focusing on what is truly important and what is t r u e

SAME goes for NPR (except I don't hate it; it's more interesting); it's not unbiased like we'd all like to believe. NPR is OWNED and CONTROLLED and set up to control the less-controllable. if You knowhat to listen for, You can detect detrimental societal programming in it every day. EVERYthing that supports cops, military, government, drug control, the medical or pharmaceutical industry is PROPAGANDA » "don't hesitate; vaccinate!"

EPISODIX: I'll appreciate things like Firefly (+Serenity), Game of Thrones or Mighty Boosh in non-commercial formats. I *intend to* absorb Louis CK & Adventure Time when time's right. some of You have *almost* convinced me that Breaking Bad might be worth time (but I doubt)
The six things I could never do without
c, h, a, n, g, e



...the only constant

I spend a lot of time thinking about
lucidity, how to get to the astral from lucidreams, what to focus on when I reach the vibrational state, what I'll do when I get there

entrepreneurialism & homelessness

how to simply explain simple things which people have been convinced are complex

why isn't feminism called equalism or something else that isn't a desperate lie?
On a typical Friday night I am
preparing for the work weekend. friday is monday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
never had a one-night stand
kissed more men than women
haven't had sex since sept 2008 (by circumstance, not choice)
have had sex with a mere 7 women
I'm a male faghag
I'm a unicorn (queer straight man (even gay men have to ask my orientation))
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–81
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if truth is the absolute most important thing to You

...if You're aware that earth isn't home,
that "human" is a temporary shape,
that shape is a temporary experience,
that gender has very little significance,
if You're playful creative perspicacious,
if You can help me have & remember lucid astral experiences

if mom & dad say no, come ask me