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losingxmyedge

30 West Hollywood, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm michael.
NY native. particularly fond of pizza, reading das books, dancing like one of those inflatable things in front of car dealerships and not doing the dishes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
thinking about hamburgers and milkshakes.

seriously tho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i am very good at many things. i can count many ants at one time and i can do riverdance. the other people running are very bad. i am very good. i have cute names for all of my stuffed animals and i can ride a bicycle and i wear suits and i am very popular. i will not use your taxes for BAD THINGS and my testicles have fully descended. i am 25% more absorbant than the leading brand. i will unite the people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OHMIGOSH
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pizza, pillow talk, marshmallows, puppies, secrets!!!!!, pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the yellowstone caldera
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Le desordre, c'est moi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
NYPD thought i stole $30,000 from my job.
You should message me if
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you're a little weird and you thought this was weird.