30 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
i'm michael. just moved to LA after spending a year in vegas (yes, i was there for 362 days too many). Spent the previous 8 years living in brooklyn. I'm looking forward to eating every burrito and taco in town with you.
What I’m doing with my life
thinking about hamburgers and milkshakes and french fries.

seriously tho.
I’m really good at
i am very good at many things. i can count many ants at one time and i can do riverdance. the other people running are very bad. i am very good. i have cute names for all of my stuffed animals and i can ride a bicycle and i wear suits and i am very popular. i will not use your taxes for BAD THINGS and my testicles have fully descended. i am 25% more absorbant than the leading brand. i will unite the people.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
pizza, pillow talk, marshmallows, puppies, secrets!!!!!, pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the yellowstone caldera
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
NYPD thought i stole $30,000 this one time.
You should message me if
you're a little weird and you thought this was weird.