Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an average semi-retired middle class guy and karma chameleon
Seeking a near life experience
reached the time in my life when I realize that all lifes
smogasbord of potential is about over, and the black hole of
non-existence looms; however, prior to that unknown time, I would
like to communicate some of what is me to some of what is you, and
vice-versa; I will not describe here the every dayness of my being
as I am well acquainted with it and seek something new I would like
to get to know new people and their points of view because life has
always been a great mystery to me it would be a great joy to me if
before I exit, I find some reason to resent it or at least recall
the smell of fresh baked madeline which reminds me of......
Do not expect clear linear thought proccesses - more stream of Id
monster type ramblings through the pan dimensional delusions of the
failing mind. Or then again, maybe not.
If this isn't a turn-on, I don't know what is. Brain cells burning
out fast. Contact quick before "I" disappear for good. Am I an O.K.
I am here, waiting, and open
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently trying to save my family history. Saving the world was
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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In 3 dimensional space, two objects cannot occupy the same space at
the same time. However, in hyper - dimensional space, an infinate
number of objects can. physicsts call this a multiversal Mongolian
Actually, people don't notice this about me per se, but I think
that it's really really interesting. I was talking about this with
Stephen Hawking the other day and he was so taken by my brilliance,
he didn't move a muscle the whole time I was speaking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Non-fiction, sci-fi, history, whatever. Fairly eclectic. (In bold
print of course.)
"Finding Jane" over "Knocked up". Although "Borat" is a guilty
pleasure. I have seen more recent motion pictures, but short term
memory loss makes all things new again.
All except c/w, urban (hip-hop), and, oh hell, anything past
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, music, "Family Guy", toilet paper, my fantasy
love life and soooo much more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The End Times; also how do African Violets survive in the wild, and
what was the best thing before sliced bread anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) Completly punked out from the week and watching mindless
2) Grooming my dog.
3) waiting to hear from you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a real pervert, I only play one in my head.
You should message me if
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You're willing to step through an open elevator door without
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