honeybeyhives
26 Singapore, Singapore
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My self-summary
Really ratchet supposedly malay go getter.

Scouting for my next Tinderfella/ Cupid's chokehold[?] to werk some fierce glass slippers and shit. Willing to lie about how we first met (not really, idrgaf)

I'm into some hardcore rebellious shit like cooking instant noodles for 5 minutes instead of 2.

I also like long walks at home on a Friday night and dressing up my cats as assassins.

Okay dassit bye

Instagram: harrysuhaimi
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time house husband, part-time accounting student. Sounds boring, but I promise I'm fun. I mean if it were up to me, I'll audit you all night long and give an unqualified opinion in the morning. Wink wink.
I’m really good at
- Following Google Map instructions on my iPhone.
- Doing a kaikai drag queen voice ala RuPaul.
- Speaking in accents.
- Cooking with an airfryer.
- Being indecisive.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Beyonce walk. I walk with a certain strut.. but that's only because I was born pigeon toed.

My clothes don't fit me as well as they did in 2010.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jay Bell and J.K. Rowling. Yes my literature is limited, so what? Lel

A lot of Nathan Hartono, Gentle Bones, Sam Willows, Daphne Khoo (I'm quite the local junkie), Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, The Fray, Troye Sivan, Sam Smith, Joe Brooks, and Queen Bey.

Big Harry Potter fan. I have four of the main characters' wands. I'm not talking about their penises.

I enjoy watching sitcoms - Vicious, 2 Broke Girls, Young and Hungry
Reality trash - Rupaul's Drag Race

Pollo(pronounced "Poyo")tarian food.
The six things I could never do without
1. My cats
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6.

.. Yeah that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Lunch.
2. Hair weaves.
3. Ken Bay.
On a typical Friday night I am
1. Chilling with the girlfriends at the coffeeshop eating Kway Teow Goreng cos lepak.

or

2. Reading.

or

3. Playing with my cats while watching RuPaul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not really gay.. not really.. but I think my future boyfriend might be. UNIVERSE EXPLODES

I also secretly do drag in my head.
You should message me if
You believe that you're willing to share this unexpected adventure with a hobbit like me. Maybe we'll meet a fire breathing dragon.. in my pants.
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